Shego quotes from Kim Possible

Sidekicks need to know their place... right?

Shego

Uh... uh... you got it! Uh, I'll just go check the security monitors. Hey, you know that evil laugh of yours? I-I love it! Loooove it!

We've got an intruder! Kim Possible! Get ready for a smackdown in my town!

Shego

She's not on the monitors. How-how do you know?

Been doing a little "scannage" for the Kimmunicator's frequency!

Shego

Rrrggh! Now why didn't he [Drakken] ever think of that?!

That's why I'm the big dog. WOOF WOOF, BARK!

Drakken

[back to normal] You ditched me for that?

Shego

Did you see his mega-weather generator?!

Drakken

My Atmosphere Disruptor gone! Smashed to pieces! (cuts his finger) Sharp pieces! Owie, ow.

Shego

And you thought this plan would turn out differently because...

It was my best doomsday device ever.

Shego

Yeah, blah blah, heard it all before. Did you ever think maybe your best just isn't good enough?

Drakken

Shego, your words hurt. There must be some world domination plan I've tried that worked!

Shego

Here's a news flash: if it worked, you'd be running the world. See, the only thing I see you running is your mouth.

Drakken

(gasps, then sobs) You're right! My evil muse has deserted me! (continues sobbing, uncovering one eye to see if Shego will feel sorry for him, but she ignores him) Do my tears mean nothing?

Shego

Ugh, cork it.

Shego

Do you always got to be the hero?

Always got to be the pain?

Drakken

Aha, Kim Possible, you have fallen for my trap!

Ron, you said this wasn't a trap.

How can it be a trap if we knew that it was a trap?

Drakken

Its a trap-trap.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Drakken

Nargh, answer it.

Wade

Kim, its a trap-trap.

Shego

Okay, moving on...

Wade

I'm gonna try and move you two into the same demension. Get ready.

Shego

Agh, what fresh torment is this?

Wade

Kim, did I match you up?

Kind of...

Shego

Not.

There's been a cross over between Drakken's vortex inducer and the cable signal.

Shego

Doy, I figured that out three channels ago!

Wade

Rufus, where's Kim?

Rufus

Shego!

[still fighting] Go, Wade. I'm listening.

Wade

I found Ron. I'll try to move you guys to the same dimension.

Shego

Oh, great, dweeb to the rescue.

What makes you think you're coming with?

Shego

Because this is way too... moopy for me.

Moopy? Oh, you were on Pals? I love that show!

Shego

Figures.

Drakken

My lair. I'm back!

Shego

Well, well, the geek got us home.

Drakken

That wasn't supposed to happen! I must have done something wrong.

Shego

Yeah, seventh time's the charm. [giggles] Gah! Why am I talking like this?

Well. Doth thou travel here with frequency young maid?

Shego

Back off, barn boy!

[grabbing pitchforks] A witch!

Shego

A what?

Where are we this time?

Shego

I'm gonna say pro-wrestling.

Mm. Good call.

Shego

Could this be any easier?

Uh, I don't think so.

We are ninety stories above a busy city street. Does that scare you?

Shego

No.

Not really.

Shego

Should it?

Well yeah! Because we are talking about a bungee jump! [Kim and Shego look at each other] Aren't ya scared?

No.

Shego

Are you?

Why would I be- AHH! [Shego grabs him and jumps over the side of the building]

Shego

Here we go, pretty boy!

[exasperated] Shego! [jumps after them]

Here they come!

Drakken

Um, what comes where?

Shego

[to Drakken] I blame you for this.

Drakken

Come Shego, I've made some repairs to the compiler. Its time to leave this travesty!

Shego

Um, that doesn't look very-

Drakken

Stop being a panic Nancy! [grabs her wrist and goes through the vortex]