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Drakken quotes from Kim Possible

Played by John DiMaggio · 117 quotes · page 8 of 8

Drakken

Played by John DiMaggio

Kim Possible · 617 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in Kim Possible: in 117 of its 617 quotes
Most scenes with: Shego (52), Ron (21), Kim (18)

Scenes with Drakken 83

Drakken

[standing by the door, raising a baseball bat to strike; through a clenched jaw] Where is that Kim Possible?! My arms and jaw are killing me!

Don't you hate it when heroes show up late? It's just so rude.

I told you! I came alone. KP doesn't know I'm here.

Drakken

You know what, I'm beginning to think he came alone and that Kim Possible doesn't know he's here.

Yeah, okay, never went to college, did he?

Reject!

Drakken

Dropout, Shego! For the last time, they let me in, I just... [grunts] Without Kim possible, there's no one to stop me from launching my greatest invention.

We know, the intercontinental dooey-ma-jigy.

Drakken

Intercontinental electro-magnetiziser, Shego!

Drakken

[referring to the cupacke company's name ] HANK'S?!?!

HPHank Perkins

Yes, we focus-tested "Dr. D's", but everyone associated it with shampoo for some reason.

Drakken

Hmm...

Drakken

You used to think you were all that, but you don't remember the 'all that-ness' that you used to think that you were then... but not now..."

...Y-yeah, just stop.

So, Frugal Lucre really bugs you?

Drakken

To the max! Now hide! [whispering] Maybe if we stay hidden he will leave...

[whispering] Who will leave?

Drakken

Frugal- WAAH! How did you get here?! [looks at Shego]

Meh, figured I'd let him in.

(Shego and Kim are knocked out by Warhok and Warmonga, leaving only Ron)

Summon the Mystical Monkey Power.

Sensei?

WWarhok

(holding Kim) Come Warmonga, we will take her as a trophy, she will look handsome beside your Thorgogle spine.

(appearing behind Ron) You are the Monkey Master.

I am?!

Hm. This is your destiny. You are ready.

I am. Hey Warhok!

(Ron attacks Warhok using his Mystical Monkey Powers. Warhok is no match for him)

His Monkey Power is strong. Booya!

(While a shocked Kim and Shego watch, Ron beats up Warhok and Warmonga, even levitating at one point before finally throwing them into the air)

Frackel!

(Warmonga and Warhok crash into their ship which explodes, killing them. Ron lands in front of a completly speechless Kim and powers down before hugging her. Drakken arrives and looks around confused)

Drakken

Huh? What happened? What'd I miss.

I don't know but I think the sidekick just stepped up... monkey style!

Drakken

Monkey style? What's that?

You had to be here.

This is good.

Drakken

What part of being held prisoner aboard an alien spaceship is good?

They're not paying attention to us. They think we're trapped.

Drakken

Aren't we?

Not for long!

(pause)

Drakken

Grrr! I find your youthful optimism irritating.

[Ron is having a hard time flying due to having Drakken on his back]

The piggyback thing really drags down my coolness.

Drakken

Well, pardon me. Not all of us have the power of flight.

Oh, complain, complain. You know, when life gives you lemons...

Drakken

I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!

Dude, you okay?

Dr. D...?

Drakken

neh... uh... My mind... it's racing... it's uncanny... I see every detail...

Of what?

Drakken

My greatest plan ever!

To save the world?

[Pause.]

Drakken

Do NOT make me say those words!

[Drakken believes Kim has been vaporized]

Drakken

You... were a worthy foe. You were indeed "all that." Farewell... Kim Possible!

[Kim appears behind him, tying her graduation sash around her waist]

Hello, Drakken!

Drakken

Wait. What happened? What did I miss?

I don't know. But I think the sidekick just stepped up... monkey style.

Drakken

Monkey style? What's that?

You had to be here.

[Last lines of the series]

You must admit, that it is exquisitely amusing.

Drakken

Okay, Dementor, I'd really rather not talk about it!

But the irony! As a mad scientist you have been a total failure your entire career...

Drakken

New topic, please!

Okay, okay. Why the blue skin?

Drakken

Glad you asked! Funny story - not funny "ha-ha." It was a Tuesday...

Middleton High Sign

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