Drakken quotes from Kim Possible

My fault?! It's not my fault!

Drakken

This is so your fault!

What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?

Drakken

In the spirit of the season, yes!

Drakken

First, you'll be sealed in a reinforced titanium box. Next, you will be dropped into this bottomless chasm. Then, the chasm will be filled with water. Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid will then be released into the water!

Shego

Wait, if the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?

Drakken

IT'S VERY, VERY DEEP, ALL RIGHT?! (inhales) Lastly, I shall freeze over the water with a six-foot layer of solid GLACIAL ICE! (inhales) ANY QUESTIONS?

Shego

Not if you're gonna get all snippy.

Drakken

I mean really, you practically gave it to her.

Shego

Whatever.

Drakken

Now that I know the whole story, I think you secretly wanted to lose.

Shego

What?

Drakken

That's right. You wanted your brothers to get their powers back. You don't really have it in you to betray them.

Shego

Are you saying I'm growing soft?

Drakken

As a marshmallow.

Shego

RRRGGHHH! [rises from her seat]

Drakken

Shego! I take it back! You're not a softie! Shego!

Drakken

I'm serious, Shego - Kim Possible has foiled my plans for the last time!

Shego

Yeah, the last time today, maybe.

Shego

Huh, he's kinda cute. I approve.

Drakken

What are you, her sister all of a sudden?

Drakken

[Thinking of a way to finally defeat Kim Possible] Embarrassment? That's it, Shego! That's the soft white underbelly of the teenage soul!

Shego

Uh, ew.

Drakken

Now Shego, who got game?

Shego

[sighs] You got game.

Drakken

 Straight up [falls down stairs]

[seeing Drakken's lair] Is this all for your radio show?

Shego

Radio show?

Drakken

Yes... for my... radio show. Uh, I've got to get back to my callers.

Drakken

Hello, listener. My advice to you is, you should... get in touch with your feminine side, yes.

Drewby, what did I tell you about playing with your food?

Drakken

[embarassed] My food is not a toy. It's for my tummy to enjoy. [Henchmen giggle]

[points to the sonic disruptor] What's that?

Drakken

It's for man-in-the-street interviews.

Shego

And where is the street?

Drakken

Zip a lip, Shego.

Drakken

[about Kim] It's a complicated relationship.

She must be a special girl. [to Shego] Looks like you missed your chance with my boy, honey.

Shego

[sarcastically] Yes, how will I ever live with myself?

Dr. Drakken

So, Kim Possible and her, eh... sister?

Is he hitting on me?

Nah, sidekicks really confuse him.

Shego

Peter Puffer-Puff's approaching the giant gorge...

Drakken

You're loving this, aren't you?

Shego

Oh, let me guess, the previous tenant is Professor Dementor?

Drakken

No, it's someone named Demens.

Shego

Doy, that's Dementor's real name.

Drakken

He uses a fake name?

Shego

Ye-aah, can you imagine, Drew Lipsky?

Motor Ed

Here is it. The super-nova of all kits, the Total Auto-Body Experience. Seriously!

Drakken

Must you say "seriously" all the time?!

Motor Ed

Seriously?

Drakken

Seriously!

Motor Ed

Yeah, I do! Seriously!

Motor Ed!

Motor Ed

Red!

Drakken

"Red"?

Drakken?

Drakken

Kim Possible?!

How do my foes find each other?

Motor Ed

We're related.

Seriously?

Seriously.

Drakken

Don't you have something better to do with your Friday nights?

Actually, no.