Drakken quotes from Kim Possible

Shego

Oh, no, no, no. You are not going to jack some kid's wheelchair!

Drakken

News flash, Shego: I'm a bad man.

Shego

You actually stole a wheelchair? What's next, candy from a baby?

Drakken

Been there, done that!

Shego

I don't get it. If you're such an evil genius, shouldn't you invent your own stuff? I mean, what's with the stealing?

Drakken

It's called outsourcing, Shego!

Stealing again, Drakken?

Whatever happened to inventing your own stuff?

Drakken

It's called outsour... Oh, just get on with it.

Shego

Brrrr. Cold weather: perfect for cuddling. Latte?

Drakken

I like latte, but as to the cuddling... Pasadena.

Shego

Why?

Drakken

Because... uh... because you're freaking me out, that's why!

Shego

I was thinking it's time for some evil.

Drakken

Evil, you say? You mean "take over the world" type evil or "Drakken goes ouch" evil?

Drakken

Find your own hiding place.

Oh, right. Like you called dibs.

Drakken

Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!

Well, I'm calling double dibs.

Drakken

Agh. Fine. You've won this round with your superior dib calling. But that won't save us from them! [Kim and Shego]

[in a rage] Nobody dumps Kim Possible!

Breaking up is so not easy!

Drakken

A scorned woman! Ha ha! The perfect weapon!

If she is wearing Moodulator number 1, then, where is the second one?

Drakken

[realizing what Bortel means] The second one? Uh-oh!

Shego

[with a fury] DRAKKEN!

Drakken

Shego! Do you know what this means?

Shego

You're gonna gorge yourself on corndogs and hork on Dementor again?

Drakken

That was last year and those were funnel cakes!

Drakken

[back to normal] You ditched me for that?

Shego

Did you see his mega-weather generator?!

Drakken

My Atmosphere Disruptor gone! Smashed to pieces! (cuts his finger) Sharp pieces! Owie, ow.

Shego

And you thought this plan would turn out differently because...

It was my best doomsday device ever.

Shego

Yeah, blah blah, heard it all before. Did you ever think maybe your best just isn't good enough?

Drakken

Shego, your words hurt. There must be some world domination plan I've tried that worked!

Shego

Here's a news flash: if it worked, you'd be running the world. See, the only thing I see you running is your mouth.

Drakken

(gasps, then sobs) You're right! My evil muse has deserted me! (continues sobbing, uncovering one eye to see if Shego will feel sorry for him, but she ignores him) Do my tears mean nothing?

Shego

Ugh, cork it.

Can I pick Kim twice?

Drakken

How come no one ever picks me?

'Cause you're the creepy blue guy!

Blue is so last season.

This year is evil umber!

Blue skin? That means he's not breathing! Quick, somebody, get the jaws of life!

Drakken

Um, hello? Seem to be lost here. Shego? Anyone? (puppets pop out and he gasps)

Hi, kids! Today we're looking for something blue!

Here?

There?

Where?

(to Drakken) Have you seen something blue?

Drakken

(clears throat) Uh, hello? (points at himself)

Happy Blue Day! (balloons fall to the ground)

Drakken

Ah, put a ham in it, you little jabber-mittens! (the puppets stare at him)

(pointing at Drakken) You're a meanie!

Drakken

Am I? Well, get used to it!

And you know who visits meanies!

Mr. Sit-down!

Drakken

Mr. Who-down? (sees Mr. Sit-down about to squash him) Oh snap. (Mr. Sit-down sits on him and the puppets cheer)

Drakken

Aha, Kim Possible, you have fallen for my trap!

Ron, you said this wasn't a trap.

How can it be a trap if we knew that it was a trap?

Drakken

Its a trap-trap.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Drakken

Nargh, answer it.

Wade

Kim, its a trap-trap.

Shego

Okay, moving on...

...And... we are... back. I'm Ron... and we are... talking to Dr. Drakken... who is..

Drakken

Here. ... to talk about.. this book!

Your book?

Drakken

Apparently.

Ooh, great, what is it about?

Drakken

Um... me. Its about me.

Now you've been threatening to write a book for a while, can you tell me more?

Drakken

Well, I... I rather like me.