Drakken quotes from Kim Possible

Kim Possible?!

You know her?

Drakken

Know her, hate her. Shego, ATTACK!

I WANT MY MONEY!

Drakken

Look, I said I would pay you when the stolen Centurion Project is in my possession. It is not in my possession, therefore, I'm not paying.

You... you... you're a criminal!

Drakken

My dear fellow, I repeatedly try to take over the world. OF COURSE I'M CRIMINAL!

Drakken

Kim Possible always defeats me! And it vexes me so.

Shego

You? I'm the one fighting her.

Drakken

That's true. It is you she always defeats.

Shego

What's your point?

Drakken

I simply need to tip the odds in your favor.

Shego

How?

Drakken

Suppose you outnumbered her. Suppose there was an army of you against one of her.

Shego

Oh no, again with the cloning!?

Drakken

One little thread of hair should do it...

Shego

[pulls out her contract] Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up, chief! You cannot have my DNA! I have a "no cloning"-clause in my contract. Remember?

Drakken

That was then. This is now!

Shego

Yeah, yeah. And this is me saying I QUIT!

Drakken

Shego, wait, don't go! Oof, I think I got a papercut.

Drakken

I love this. Hand me a fork.

Shego

[under mind control] Yes, Dr. Drakken!

Drakken

Get me a Dodo bird.

Shego

Yes, Dr. Drakken!

Drakken

Psyche! Dodo birds are extinct! Oh, I'm being silly.

Hey, Frankie, you got my eye smoker?

Shego

Maybe ought to lay off the caffeine. [uses her energy to put the guard to sleep] It keeps you awake.

Drakken

Well done, Shego!

Shego

Dr. Drakken, stop!

Drakken

I give the orders. You do not tell me to stop. [alarm goes off]

Shego

[irritated] I do, when I haven't shut down the alarm system yet!

Shego

Nice outfit.

Nice apron.

Shego

[rips off the apron and angrily walks to Drakken] Okay, Doc. For future reference, the chip made obey every command. But I was aware of exactly what was happening!

Drakken

The whole time?

Shego

Dodgeball and dodos!?

Drakken

Ooh...

Shego

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT LISTENING TO YOU IS LIKE!? IT IS SO BORING!

Shego

Now what did we agree on?

Drakken

If I wanted a dog I had to promise to take care of him. Which I will. Later!

Aye, can you believe Felician and Brock switched brains?

Drakken

I know! So does that mean the wedding's off?

Drakken

And now, Shego, I shall use my newly acquired brilliance to begin the design of my doomsday device. [starts drawing] Yes! I can feel my brilliance blossoming. It's as if my hand is but a humble servant to the power of my advanced mind. [shows Shego the picture. It turns out that the picture is of a house.] So what do you think?

Shego

Erm, nothing personal but it doesn't exactly scream doomsday or brilliance.

Drakken

Nonsense! It must be so advanced that your own puny intellect cannot grasp it. [makes another drawing, then shows it to Shego.] Here! Take a look at this one!

Shego

A puppy and a horsy. Cute.

Drakken

Is it ready yet, boy?!

Er, it may be in another two or three... or 16 weeks. Say, now might be a great time to take that super freak singles cruise you've been thinking about?

Drakken

[breaks down door] That doomsday device better work. Otherwise, you'll be swimming with the fish! [to Shego] Fish, right? Or is it fishes?

Shego

Fish or fishes.

Drakken

Which is it?

Shego

Both are correct plural forms of singular word, "fish".

Drakken

You're very smug, right now, aren't you?

Shego

A little bit.

Drakken

What happened?

Shego

You know, for someone who is supposedly a mad genius I'm not seeing much of the genius.

Drakken

Keep it up Shego, and you'll see plenty of the mad.

Shego

[sarcastically] Ooh, scary man!

Drakken

That's right – your Nana is one bad grand-mother...

You shut your mouth!

Drakken

I'm only talkin' 'bout Nana!

It runs in the family.

Drakken

When young Kim Possible goes on her first mission we'll make sure she fails. This time her spirit will be crushed!

Uh, we tried crushing her spirit. Can we nay simply crush her?

Monkey Fist

I'm with the mad golfer on this one.

Drakken

She'll be busy with her twinkle lights, and mistletoe, and carols... [SNIFF!] and roast beast! And FLIM FLANGLERS!! AND ZOOB ZOOBLERS, AND...!!

Shego

Whoa whoa, Dr. D!

Drakken

WHAT?!

Shego

You stopped using words.

Initiating emergency system test... launching escape pods... initiating self-destruct... initiating bedtime sequence.

Wait a second! What was that?

Drakken

(shields the bedroom set) I don't know what you're talking about.

Before the teddy bear!

Self-destruct in twenty...

Drakken

Gah! What did you do?! This is my chance to rule the world! All I want is what's coming to me! All I want is my fair share!

SELF-DESTRUCT! SELF-DESTRUCT!

Drakken

Chill out! I have escape pods!

HAD escape pods, blue boy! We launched them!