A character in Kenny vs. Spenny
2nd most-quoted character in Kenny vs. Spenny: in 63 of its 111 quotes
Most scenes with: Kenny (44), Production Assistant (3)
This is without question the lowest Kenny has ever sunk. The judges made me sick. Everyone believed him. He hid behind the innocence of children. It is so low that I uh - even for Kenny. I'm quite frankly shocked.
Six more weeks of this and I'll break his other leg.
There's no way anybody lives here, man. I'm up to my fucking balls in water!
No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the very last drop goes down your pants. That's a very famous saying, I believe written by Keats.
Ok, I don't give a fuck if I'm in character or not. This is character assassination, this has nothing to do with my character! He's got dildos, books, gay magazines, condoms, and what the fuck is this? [referring to a stain on his bed] He pissed my bed! He pissed my bed! He pissed my bed! This is bullshit man. Fuck!
This whole thing is fucking ridiculous. It has degenerated into a cartoon. I'm sick of him [Kenny], I'm sick of being him, and the coffee, and the mother jokes, and eating the fucking shit. Is he just walking all over me and I'm allowing him to do it? Do I have to debase myself, and go down to his level? And roll in the mud? Is that what this is all about? And maybe right now, maybe right now I should be doing Kenny, but I... I can't, I don't have it in me. The well is dry. I have nothing left. I have nothing left to give. Because becoming Kenny Hotz, even for this short period of time, I think it has damaged my soul. I do. I think I've actually damaged my soul. I think I'm going to have to repair myself, to get back to what I used to be, what I am and what I always wanted to be, is what I should be. And I'm not perfect. I'm not saying I'm perfect, I'm not. I just try to be good. That's all I do.
LET ME MASTURBATE ALONE! FUCK!
[Kenny walks into Spenny's room]
Great, more gorilla rape. Yay!
I'm 100% Gorilla. Gorilla's don't shave, everybody knows that.
[Jamie in gorilla costume acting like a gorilla offering bananas to Spenny]
You are a fucking retard.
Don't let him in if he's crazy.
...and I'm hangin' here in a sex chair...
Ryan needs an orthodontist.
No more robot dance, that's all I ask. Do not robot dance anymore.
[Kenny is Singing and Mimicing a Robot]
I'm a robot kazoo. I love you. I'm a robot kazoo.
I'm just gonna climb up on top of Mother Nature and bust her bronco like the little bitch that she is.
First of all, you don't call Mother Nature a "bitch".
She is a bitch.
Well, I don't agree with that.
I'm gonna take care of her, froggy style.
Look, the more crazy he talks, the more scared he actually is.
I'm goin' primitive, man. I'm goin' primitive on your ass! I'm goin' primitive on you, Spenny!
Oh, Jesus...
I'm goin' Apocalypse Now on you! And you better watch it.
I'll give him 10 hours, tops.
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Kenny vs. Spenny · 111 quotes