If he dies from alcohol poisioning, it is a forfeit and I have won.
Confucius say, "Person who go to bed with itchy tooshie, wake up with smelly finger".
[To Goldfield]
How do I make my penis smaller? Because it's huge.
GGoldfield
Oh! I've never heard such a complaint!
No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the very last drop goes down your pants. That's a very famous saying, I believe written by Keats.
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