I'm just gonna climb up on top of Mother Nature and bust her bronco like the little bitch that she is.
First of all, you don't call Mother Nature a "bitch".
Well, I don't agree with that.
I'm gonna take care of her, froggy style.
Look, the more crazy he talks, the more scared he actually is.
I'm goin' primitive, man. I'm goin' primitive on your ass! I'm goin' primitive on you, Spenny!
I'm goin' Apocalypse Now on you! And you better watch it.
I'll give him 10 hours, tops.
[Kenny after building a makeshift bed]
Aside from the stick in my ass, this is actually pretty comfy.
Yeah, but I used okay leaves. But it's still fucking itchy.
You used like, leaves to wipe, and you don't know what the leaves... they could've been poison ivy.
Oh my God... you gotta...
I'm making you look at my ass. If there's a rash or...
I'm not looking at your...
You have to see if there's a rash.
I am not looking at your ass.
[Kenny pulls down his pants]
Oh, God! Urgh... I don't know, man. I'm colour blind so it's hard for me to see.
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