[Kenny is pretending to have a broken leg and is referring to soup Spenny brought for him]
It's too salty. Did you put four cups of water in it?
Go to hell.
Thank you. Bastard. It's your fault I have a broken leg!
Get a nurse! AND A NANNY!
Six more weeks of this and I'll break his other leg.
[Kenny is yelling in the living room to Spenny who's sitting in his office upstairs.]
I have to go to the bathroom! Pee Pee! Pee Pee!
You know, he's just milking this for all it's worth and this is just not acceptable.
Spenny?!
I'm calling your mother!
She's working and I have to go pee come on!
[Spenny comes downstairs]
I gotta sit and take care of you for six weeks! I'm not your fucking nurse!
You are partially responsible for this!
I am not at all responsible. I am not at all responsible!
Yeah you are! Yes you are!
Get you coffee! Get you this! I gotta pee! I'm helping you! Here, get up get up!
You're disgusting. You're disgusting!
Great I'm disgusting, just get up.
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