Production Assistant quotes from Kenny vs. Spenny

I am not going to lose this competition. I'm not going to let Kenny win anymore. This is it, I've had enough, alright. And I don't care if we have to fucking push over an old lady to win this fucking thing. We're gonna do it, alright? What is wrong?! Why can't we find a news story?! I'm the guy that gets humiliated! I'm the guy that's on the line here! We have one more night to win this, okay? There's shootings and killings and death every single day! Why can't we find one?! I'm sick of this shit. [walks away]

He just hates losing, that's all.

You'd think he'd be used to it by now.

Dude, it has been a dream my whole life to sell a script.

What about the bibles?

Fuck the bibles!

The sad thing is, that the uh, the Mountain Gorilla is actually a critically endangered species. And that's not just endangered, that's critically endangered. Uncontrolled hunting--that's the poaching, war by human beings actually, uh, hurt them, and the destruction of their natural habitat. It's hard for me to say this without getting emotional but there's 700... 700 left in the world. That's it.

That's not true. There's not just 700. They just found like, 125,000 gorillas in the Congo.

When?

Were you on the internet at all, looking up gorillas?