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Kenny vs. Spenny · Season 1

Kenny and Spenny in “Who Can Survive in the Woods the Longest?”

Kenny

I'm just gonna climb up on top of Mother Nature and bust her bronco like the little bitch that she is.

Spenny

First of all, you don't call Mother Nature a "bitch".

Kenny

She is a bitch.

Spenny

Well, I don't agree with that.

Kenny

I'm gonna take care of her, froggy style.

Spenny

Look, the more crazy he talks, the more scared he actually is.

Kenny

I'm goin' primitive, man. I'm goin' primitive on your ass! I'm goin' primitive on you, Spenny!

Spenny

Oh, Jesus...

Kenny

I'm goin' Apocalypse Now on you! And you better watch it.

Spenny

I'll give him 10 hours, tops.

Kenny

11.

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