Kenny quotes from Kenny vs. Spenny

Kenny

I'm a hemorrhoid because I'm on your ass, man. I'm fucking tailing you. And the more you scratch, the more you rub, the bigger I get, until eventually I'm gonna fucking pop all over your ass! Oh wait, no...

Kenny

[To the mirror] Ooh! Yeah, you are fucking hot man! I fucking love you! Yeah, you fucking love me? I fucking love you. Do you love me? Well, let's go! You wanna go? OK!

Kenny

I can't do this. I gotta stop, I'm getting a boner.

Kenny

If I have to, you know, pull my pants down and smear anchovy paste in my ass to give this guy a boner, I'm willing to do this because I'm going to fucking win.

Kenny

I do love him, even if he doesn't admit he loves me. But not in that way!

Kenny

I blow fuckin Rambo farts man.

Kenny

Hi, I’m Kenny Hotz and you may not recognize me because right now you’re looking at me through a thermal lens. What the lens does is it shows your hot parts of your body. As you can see my hands are hotter then my face because I was just massaging my penis; which is super hot.

Kenny

I've developed a system to psych out Spenny. It is called the F.A.R.T.: Flatulent Assisted Rectal Tubing. This is going to give me the biggest fart in the history of mankind.

Kenny

Slower Spencer.

Kenny

You're obviously gonna lose. My goat likes me. We're happy. We have good comedic timing.

Kenny

What can I say, he fell for the old, uh, dead lamb tied to the other leg bit. Come on, he deserves to lose.

Kenny

Brush your bum, brush your bum, with Spenny's toothbrush!

Kenny

Arachnoid, my friend, oh, how I admire you. The web you weave is hard to see until your enemy is entangled and you're silking threads. Well, Spencer... you are my enemy, you are my prey, and the entangled web I weave will soon embrace you.

Kenny

ONE, TWO, FUCK YOU!

Kenny

I'm going to commit so many crimes that it's going to make Al Capone look like Mother Teresa.

Kenny

[crime: aggressive driving] Get out of the goddamn way, you motherfucker! You fucking asshole! I'm going to fucking kill you, motherfucker!

Kenny

Do you want to catch king criminal? You can't even touch me, coppers! I've been doing a whole bunch of crimes, but now I want to rape a man. Let's do some man rape! Where's Spenny?