I blow fuckin Rambo farts man.
Hi, I’m Kenny Hotz and you may not recognize me because right now you’re looking at me through a thermal lens. What the lens does is it shows your hot parts of your body. As you can see my hands are hotter then my face because I was just massaging my penis; which is super hot.
I've developed a system to psych out Spenny. It is called the F.A.R.T.: Flatulent Assisted Rectal Tubing. This is going to give me the biggest fart in the history of mankind.
[Inserting tube into anus]
Slower Spencer.
I’m going to look like Brad Pitt the second I let this baby go.
Yeah.
I am.
Brad Armpit.
Did Spenny just make a joke?
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