I'm going to commit so many crimes that it's going to make Al Capone look like Mother Teresa.
“Who Can Commit the Most Crime?” · Season 4, Episode 10
In this episode: Kenny (3)
[crime: aggressive driving] Get out of the goddamn way, you motherfucker! You fucking asshole! I'm going to fucking kill you, motherfucker!
Do you want to catch king criminal? You can't even touch me, coppers! I've been doing a whole bunch of crimes, but now I want to rape a man. Let's do some man rape! Where's Spenny?
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