You're obviously gonna lose. My goat likes me. We're happy. We have good comedic timing.
What can I say, he fell for the old, uh, dead lamb tied to the other leg bit. Come on, he deserves to lose.
Brush your bum, brush your bum, with Spenny's toothbrush!
The symbolism isn't lost on me, I have the white goat he has the black goat.
Oh, so now you're a racist?
No, I was talking about cowboys!
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