Spenny (singing): Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all...
“First Guy to Stop Singing Loses” · Season 4, Episode 8
In this episode: Kenny (1)
(he walks into his room to find Kenny standing on his bed in his underwear)
ONE, TWO, FUCK YOU!
(Intro consisting of four bars of screaming)
(Verse 1)
Spencer Rice is a fuckin' fuck
Spencer Rice is a fuckin' fuck
Spencer Rice is a fuckin' fuck
Let's kick him in the face!
(Verse 2)
Spencer Rice he can eat my ass
Spencer Rice he can eat my ass
Spencer Rice he can eat my ass
He is my toilet!
(Verse 3, not always shown)
Spencer likes to diddle boys (shown on-screen as "Spencer diddles little boys")
Spencer diddles little boys
Spencer diddles little boys
'Cause I fucked his mom!
(Verse 4)
Spencer is Hitler's son
Spencer is Hitler's son
Spencer is Hitler's son
Kenny is the best!
Kenny's synagogue choir (singing): Shabbat shalom, hey!
Shabbat shalom, hey!
Shabbat, shabbat, shabbat, shabbat shalom!
Note: In the Hebrew language, the phrase "Shabbat shalom" literally means "Have a peaceful sabbath day." The on-screen subtitles, which are not always shown, give a joke translation: "We killed Jesus." This was likely inserted at Kenny's direction.
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