Shayera Hol quotes from Justice League Unlimited

Shayera Hol

You're all sweaty.

Wonder Woman

Told you.

Wonder Woman

What about us? Are we good?

Shayera Hol

Like oil and vinegar. We go together, but we don't mix.

Wonder Woman

Works for me.

Shayera Hol

I'm not going to argue with you. I'm in charge, you have to--

Vigilante

What, trust you? Seems to me that's been tried.

Vixen

Vig, we can't do this now - she's mission leader.

Vigilante

She's a Thanagarian! I don't know what you did during the invasion-

Vixen

I fought them.

Vigilante

So did I, for all the good it done me! Filthy hawks caught me, locked me up in a tiny cell, humiliated me - your people, Hawkgirl.

I'm supposed to believe you would give me your teammate? I'm brain-damaged, not stupid.

Vixen

My animal senses are a hundred times more acute than yours. I could find her with ease.

And why would you want to?

Vixen

You mean besides saving myself. Shayera and I, we want the same man.

Enough of this.

Wait! I believe her. Lead the way.

Vixen

Even if you got a medkit.

We've got an analgesic projector back in the ship. After you help us.

Vixen

If you want me in condition to track someone over his terrain. You'll take me to it right now.

Do it.

This will kill the pain.

Vixen

We'll be meeting that when you wake up. J'onn, it's Vixen, can you hear me? Over.

Barely. Increased her geam game. Over.

Vixen

We've been ambushed by a bunch of Thanagarians who have a serious matt on for Shayera. Over. J'onn? J'onn?

I don't think he heard you, human.

Shayera Hol

She's taking too long, I'm going back for her.

Vigilante

Only reason she ain't back the hawks got her. You already know that, so where are you really going.

Shayera Hol

Where I should have gone in the first place. Maybe they'll let her go, if I give them what they want.

Vigilante

Dagnabbit girl! I ain't gonna allow it!

Shayera Hol

You're not really in a position to stop me, are you, cowboy? Please. The Justice League is bound to send a search party in a day or two. Stay safe.

Vigilante

Vaya con Dios. Appears that you've got the drop on me, partner.

Ahh!

Vigilante

May have spoke prematurely on that. Now, you and me are gonna have a little confab concerning the location of your spaceship.

Would you care to surrender now or shall I have Kragger do something unseemly to your friend?

Shayera Hol

Let her go and I'm yours, no tricks.

I'm sure. Drop your mace, and we have a deal.

Shayera Hol

No!

Who's flying my ship?

Vigilante

Consarned, dang-busted, alien control panel which can't nobody work proper! I'm comin', darlin'! Yee-haw!

Shayera!

Vigilante

You folks mind? Doomed driver up here!

You took everything from me! Destroy you! Destroy you!

Vigilante

You okay? I will be, if you let me drive.

Vixen

Need a lift?

Green Lantern

[as Vixen and Shayera approach him, he holds out his arms] I was worried about you! [both girls stalk past him]

Vixen

[to Shayera] When do you want to do this?

Shayera Hol

No time like the present.

Green Lantern

Mari? Shayera? Oh, man. This is gonna be ugly.

Shayera Hol

Not to mention his taste in movies!

Vixen

I know! OLD YELLER? What's that about? [they both laugh harder]

Vixen

And he's such a marine! You should see his underwear drawer. He folds his socks! [both laugh again]

Shayera Hol

I have seen his underwear drawer. [both stop laughing]

Vixen

He still has feelings for you, you know.

Shayera Hol

I know.

Vixen

Funny thing about me. Whenever I start a book or a movie, no matter how bad it is, I just can't stop until I get to the end. So even though John and I have only been together for a little while... well, I just like to see things through.

Shayera Hol

En garde! [they smile and raise their glasses for a toast]

You are defeated. Any unique information that dwells within you will be digitized. Your physical forms will be deleted. Such is the ultimate fate of this world, but for you, the end comes now.

I am so willing to wait my turn-- [a tentacle hits him last]

No! [phases himself free and rips the tentacles out of Brainiac]

No! I was not yet prepared for this battle. [uses the LexCorp tower to form a massive Skullship] Now I am prepared.

Shayera

Hi-ya!

That was too easy.

Shayera

Easy? Then I guess I must have gone to the wrong fight.

Superman

No, he's right. Brainiac isn't here. He suckered us.

Shayera Hol

Why would you even try to move a prisoner that dangerous without calling us?

Maybe because we thought we could do our jobs without help from the mighty Justice League.

Shayera Hol

And yet... here we are.

Superman

Okay, Shayera, what's done is done. Let's see if we can pick up his trail. Aztek?

The wall's submolecular integrity has been compromised.

Shayera Hol

Leptons showing residual weak-force interactions?

Yeah. How did you know?

Superman

It's a common energy signature of matter-phasing technology. I assume it doesn't leave a trail?

Shayera Hol

No such luck. Maybe Aztek could...

You guys want some coffee? Apparently I got nothing better to do here.

Superman

Sorry, we got caught up in the work.

Special Agent King Faraday. I'm the liaison between the Attorney General's office and the Justice League.

Uh, good to meet you. I'm...

Aztek. I've been well briefed on all of you. Security on Luthor's transfer was lax because it didn't seem necessary. We haven't had a peep outta him since he was arrested for that Brainiac business last summer.

He's a broken man. Just sits in his cell talking to himself.

Shayera Hol

When he's not stealing police vans you mean?

That came out of nowhere. We had no reason to think he was an active threat.

Do what you can. Put out an APB, stake out airports, train and bus stations.

Already done, for what it's worth.

If he's sighted, don't approach him. Call in the League.

Chuck?

Chuck Sirianni

What is it, honey?

Your old footlocker's beeping. At first I thought it was the smoke detector.

Chuck Sirianni

That ain't no smoke alarm. It's a sound I never thought I'd hear again. There's trouble on Blackhawk Island.

Superman

Aztek didn't find anything else?

Sorry, Superman. It was a bad lead.

Superman

Nobody's fault. When you guys do pick up Luthor's trail, call me. I want in.

Shayera Hol

You know what? This new monitor-duty rotation isn't so bad. No more overnights unless you want them. Only one shift a week and you're done. Wally?

Mmm.

I'm telling you, you should let it grow out.

Shayera Hol

Why don't you just go talk to her?

What, me? Talk to her No way!

Shayera Hol

Yeah, you'd probably be wasting your time anyway. I hear she's...

you know... [Flash looks curiously at her]

Shayera Hol

Brazilian.

Ha, ha.

Shayera Hol

If you're afraid to talk to her, I'll tell her for you. [Starts walking over to Fire]

[Stopping her] Don't!

Shayera Hol

You are so very sad.

Got something for you. Tell Hawkgirl your story, Mr. Sirianni.

Chuck Sirianni

We met a while back, ma'am. Longer for me than for you. When you traveled in time to World War II, you fought alongside my squadron.

Shayera Hol

You're one of the Blackhawks.

Chuck Sirianni

Only one still kicking, I'm sorry to say.

What's the problem?

Chuck Sirianni

During the war and for decades after, we captured a lot of weapons. Real sci-fi stuff. We hid the worst of it on Blackhawk Island. We decommissioned the place over 30 years ago. But this morning, the old security alarm went off. Might be nothing.

Shayera Hol

Or it might be someone raiding your armory. We'll take a look. Shayera out. Pick a third for the team.

Um...

Shayera Hol

Oh, Yob Shiggurath! Hey, Fire!

Yes?

Shayera Hol

We've got a mission. Let's go.

Chuck Sirianni

I'm not going to argue with you about this.

I didn't come to argue. It gets cold up there.

Allow me. Something of a specialty of mine.

You haven't said a word the whole trip.

Buh...

I was hoping this mission would give us a chance to get to know each other a little better.

Um, umm, something...

I understand — you're very deep in thought, mentally preparing for the battle. No time for women — I understand. Oh!

Shayera

Oops! Sorry. Two bogeys closing fast. I'm losing it. We're going down. Get ready to bail. Ejector pod's off-line. We're gonna have to do this the hard way. I got it.

Chuck Sirianni

Hawk! Aah!

Shayera Hol

He told you to drop him?

He's a senior member of the team!

Shayera Hol

You know he can't fly, right?

Shayera Hol

Don't you ever scare me like that again! [stalks off]

[To Fire] She loves me. She's like the big sister I never had, only... you know. Short.

Chuck Sirianni

Wait up. I know everything there is to know about this island. You're going to need my help.

We've got it covered. And, no offense, but you're a little old for this kind of work.

Chuck Sirianni

Something's activated the island's defense grid.You wanna make it outta here alive, I'm coming with you. Whoever's on the island will be headed for master control. That's in a bunker under the Blackhawk Victory Museum.

Shayera Hol

Where you stored the weapons you captured?

Chuck Sirianni

Yeah, there's some serious ordnance there. Even got a couple of old war wheels.

Wasn't all that stuff destroyed in the war?

Chuck Sirianni

Don't believe everything you see on the Documentary Channel.

War wheels, robot condors. You got a pretty goofy security system here!

Chuck Sirianni

Yeah. Good times.

Shayera Hol

I see something.

Chuck Sirianni

Somebody ain't impressed with the security.

We have to hurry.

Lex Luthor

That should keep them occupied.

Chuck Sirianni

[to the Leaguers] I'm sorry. If I were 20 years younger...

Lex Luthor

You'd still be ancient. Keep quiet!

Island self-destruct sequence initiated. Three minutes to detonation.

Lex Luthor

Chew on that for a while. We're leaving. If you follow, you know what happens to him. What did you do? Don't bother. We got what we came for.

Forget it. There's still time for me to run us out to the water.

Shayera Hol

No. I'm not going to let all this history be lost. I can't crack the code, but maybe if I...

Chuck Sirianni

You better let me do that.

Self-destruct sequence canceled.

Chuck Sirianni

Can't fix everything by hitting it.

What was in there?

Green Lantern

Shayera, I wanted to - [doors open; sees Shayera in an evening gown] Judas Priest!

Shayera Hol

Problem?

Green Lantern

No, no, it's just, uh... I've... never seen you in a dress before.

Shayera Hol

You don't like it?

Green Lantern

It's, uh... fetching.

Shayera Hol

If you want one for Vixen, I can tell you where I got it.

Green Lantern

[clears throat] Listen...

Glad I caught you before you did something stupid.

[on Carter Hall] Had an excellent reputation until about five years ago, when he started claiming that aliens landed in ancient Egypt.

Shayera Hol

[sarcastic] Aliens? Well, then he must be a lunatic, because we know there's no life on other planets.

There's more.

Shayera Hol

What?

Our Mr. Hall spends quite bit of time on the Internet.

Shayera Hol

Dang, lock him up!

He frequents the "I Hate Hawkgirl" bulletin boards.

Shayera Hol

That doesn't mean... "Boards"?! How many are there?!

Fifty-seven. Web rings. Unaffiliated sites number in the hundreds-

Shayera Hol

Forget I asked!

Hall keeps getting banned from them, for flaming the "Anti-Shayera" posters.

Shayera Hol

So he's a fan?

He's a stalker.