Chuck Sirianni quotes from Justice League Unlimited

Chuck?

Chuck Sirianni

What is it, honey?

Your old footlocker's beeping. At first I thought it was the smoke detector.

Chuck Sirianni

That ain't no smoke alarm. It's a sound I never thought I'd hear again. There's trouble on Blackhawk Island.

Superman

Aztek didn't find anything else?

Sorry, Superman. It was a bad lead.

Superman

Nobody's fault. When you guys do pick up Luthor's trail, call me. I want in.

Shayera Hol

You know what? This new monitor-duty rotation isn't so bad. No more overnights unless you want them. Only one shift a week and you're done. Wally?

Mmm.

I'm telling you, you should let it grow out.

Shayera Hol

Why don't you just go talk to her?

What, me? Talk to her No way!

Shayera Hol

Yeah, you'd probably be wasting your time anyway. I hear she's...

you know... [Flash looks curiously at her]

Shayera Hol

Brazilian.

Ha, ha.

Shayera Hol

If you're afraid to talk to her, I'll tell her for you. [Starts walking over to Fire]

[Stopping her] Don't!

Shayera Hol

You are so very sad.

Got something for you. Tell Hawkgirl your story, Mr. Sirianni.

Chuck Sirianni

We met a while back, ma'am. Longer for me than for you. When you traveled in time to World War II, you fought alongside my squadron.

Shayera Hol

You're one of the Blackhawks.

Chuck Sirianni

Only one still kicking, I'm sorry to say.

What's the problem?

Chuck Sirianni

During the war and for decades after, we captured a lot of weapons. Real sci-fi stuff. We hid the worst of it on Blackhawk Island. We decommissioned the place over 30 years ago. But this morning, the old security alarm went off. Might be nothing.

Shayera Hol

Or it might be someone raiding your armory. We'll take a look. Shayera out. Pick a third for the team.

Um...

Shayera Hol

Oh, Yob Shiggurath! Hey, Fire!

Yes?

Shayera Hol

We've got a mission. Let's go.

Chuck Sirianni

I'm not going to argue with you about this.

I didn't come to argue. It gets cold up there.

Allow me. Something of a specialty of mine.

You haven't said a word the whole trip.

Buh...

I was hoping this mission would give us a chance to get to know each other a little better.

Um, umm, something...

I understand — you're very deep in thought, mentally preparing for the battle. No time for women — I understand. Oh!

Shayera

Oops! Sorry. Two bogeys closing fast. I'm losing it. We're going down. Get ready to bail. Ejector pod's off-line. We're gonna have to do this the hard way. I got it.

Chuck Sirianni

Hawk! Aah!

Shayera Hol

Don't you ever scare me like that again! [stalks off]

[To Fire] She loves me. She's like the big sister I never had, only... you know. Short.

Chuck Sirianni

Wait up. I know everything there is to know about this island. You're going to need my help.

We've got it covered. And, no offense, but you're a little old for this kind of work.

Chuck Sirianni

Something's activated the island's defense grid.You wanna make it outta here alive, I'm coming with you. Whoever's on the island will be headed for master control. That's in a bunker under the Blackhawk Victory Museum.

Shayera Hol

Where you stored the weapons you captured?

Chuck Sirianni

Yeah, there's some serious ordnance there. Even got a couple of old war wheels.

Wasn't all that stuff destroyed in the war?

Chuck Sirianni

Don't believe everything you see on the Documentary Channel.

War wheels, robot condors. You got a pretty goofy security system here!

Chuck Sirianni

Yeah. Good times.

Shayera Hol

I see something.

Chuck Sirianni

Somebody ain't impressed with the security.

We have to hurry.

Lex Luthor

That should keep them occupied.

Lex Luthor

You're the human lockpick. Why don't you do this?

Grodd's not testing me.

Company's coming.

Chuck Sirianni

Whoever you guys are, you've got no business being in here.

Sorta goes with the territory — we're thieves.

Chuck Sirianni

[to the Leaguers] I'm sorry. If I were 20 years younger...

Lex Luthor

You'd still be ancient. Keep quiet!

Island self-destruct sequence initiated. Three minutes to detonation.

Lex Luthor

Chew on that for a while. We're leaving. If you follow, you know what happens to him. What did you do? Don't bother. We got what we came for.

Forget it. There's still time for me to run us out to the water.

Shayera Hol

No. I'm not going to let all this history be lost. I can't crack the code, but maybe if I...

Chuck Sirianni

You better let me do that.

Self-destruct sequence canceled.

Chuck Sirianni

Can't fix everything by hitting it.

What was in there?