Shayera Hol quotes from Justice League Unlimited

Shayera Hol

Carter Hall has uncovered a genuine mystery, and I think it's worth investigating.

Green Lantern

You should take backup. [Shayera glares] I meant Batman! I- we don't want you walking into a trap.

Shayera Hol

[picking up Thanagarian dagger] I can take care of myself, thanks.

The point is-

Shayera Hol

The point is you don't trust me. Either of you. [Walks to elevator] Don't wait up.

The trick is the raised glyphs. If you push them in the right order, they deactivate all the traps down here.

Shayera Hol

And if you get it wrong?

Well, we're already in a tomb, so that's handy...

Shayera Hol

I'm sorry. I'm not laughing at you... exactly. I just... I've got the worst taste in men.

I'm serious, Shayera.

Shayera Hol

I know you are. And I'm in a lost Egyptian tomb with my stalker. The worst part is I'm going to have to listen to John and Batman saying "I told you so."

Shayera Hol

How stupid do you think I am?

Scale of one to ten?

Vixen

I don't want to hurt you, Shayera.

Shayera Hol

But I wanna hurt you!

Vixen

Just when we were starting to get along.

Shayera Hol

I don't think I want to know...

Vixen

We're in a cage match fighting to the death!

Shayera Hol

Yeah, see?

Vixen

Anybody got a plan?

Shayera Hol

Yeah, try to stay alive.

Huntress

Anybody got a good plan?

I like it. Very imaginative. But your ring is useless against me, Lantern.

Green Lantern

Then why are you running from it?

Mind the ion drive. That's delicate equipment.

Green Lantern

Right, I took you lightly. I won't make that mistake again.

I think you might.

If I were to give you another chance, I mean.

He's all yours, GL. The Nth metal in this net--

Green Lantern

Has properties that interfere with dimensional shifting. I know.

Next time, Green Lantern, I'll do you proper.

Green Lantern

Quiet down in there.

I fought our Gentleman Ghost before. These intangible types can be tricky.

Green Lantern

Uh-huh.

But he didn't stand a chance against the two of us.

Green Lantern

Look, Hawkman, I appreciate the help. Let's leave it at that.

Well, give Shayera my regards.

Vixen

You might wanna ease up a bit there. Most guys don't really go for the ripped, bulky look.

Shayera Hol

Just trying to maintain my girlish figure. My girlish, girlish figure. And why does it always have to be about the guys, anyway?

Vixen

Honey, it's always about the guys. And since I'll be away on that photo shoot for a week--

Shayera Hol

Here we go.

Vixen

Well, I’m surprised you haven’t made your move before now.

Shayera Hol

I'm still trying to figure out the right Earth protocol for this situation. It's not like I can assassinate you in your sleep, or poison your water... I miss Thanagar.

Superman

Let's say, just for the sake of argument, that I believe a single word of your story. How did you survive the explosion?

Lex Luthor

By the skin of my teeth. But stranded more than a power ring's charge from home, we found ourselves dependent on the kindness of strangers. A resident of the nearby planet, New Genesis, drawn by our ship's explosion, offered his help. We accepted, of course.

Superman

You've got some nerve coming to us for help.

Lex Luthor

Darkseid took Brainiac away from me. I can't hear his voice in my head anymore!

Giganta

Enough of the crazy talk, Lex. Darkseid said he was coming to Earth to destroy it. You guys are supposed to keep that from happening.

Green Lantern

We'll do just that, lady. Thanks for the heads up.

Atomic Skull

And what about us?

Wonder Woman

You're all going into holding cells.

Atomic Skull

You think so? Ain't no way we're giving up without a...

Watchtower to Metro Tower. We've got a situation.

Superman

What's going on up there?

Multiple hyperspatial incursions. But they're planetside. I'm sending telemetry.

Boom tubes.

Superman

He's right. Can you hear it? Like thunder.

Attention all Justice League personnel, this is an omega-level threat.

Get to the Javelins.

Shayera-Hol

No time. All members prepare for emergency teleport. Send us first. Give the others a chance to get their pants on.

You got it.

This has been the scene all over the world. In the wake of Darkseid's defeat, his attacking forces have withdrawn presumably back to wherever it is they came from.

Superman

Thanks to Luthor, of all people.

In many ways, Lex Luthor represents the worst of what mankind has to offer.

Superman

But he died saving us all.

I doubt that either of them died.

Superman

But we saw it this time!

You saw it last time too.

Green Lantern

What's that old saying? "Believe half of what you see..."

Shayera Hol

"...and none of what you hear." They'll be back.

And we'll be ready for them.

[on the cell phone to his wife] I should be back in time to dinner. I love you too.

These are the end times.

Superman

[to Batman] A head start? You're getting soft in your old age.

[smiling] Don't you have a tall building to go leap?

Wonder Woman

And the adventure continues.

Lex Luthor

Back off! Was there a plan here?

Take out the small fry until we attract the big fish's attention.

Lex Luthor

Ha! With everything going on, I'll bet he never notices us.

You're on.

Superman

I'll take some of that action.

Darkseid

I hope you appreciate, Kal-El, that everything that happens from this point is on your head. The skies will rain fire, the oceans will boil, the streets will run red with the blood of billions. Only then, after your last pitiful hope is extinguished, will I end your life. Let's go.

Lex Luthor

You destroyed Brainiac! I'm gonna make you pay!

Darkseid

Unlikely. [blows Luthor away] I'm more powerful than I've ever been, and the last time we met, you barely managed to hold your own.

Superman

Funny. That's not how I remember it.

Darkseid

Allow me to refresh your memory. [Darkseid picks up the Daily Planet globe and uses it to slam Superman through every floor of the building]

I have to go help.

I know.

Find shelter. I'll be back as soon as I can.

Blue Devil got me close enough to get a good look. Those big burrowing machines are magma tappers.

At least now we know what they're trying to do. The invaders are setting up drilling machines to tap the heat at the Earth's core.

They're trying to create fire pits. If they succeed, it's apocalypse on Earth.

They won't succeed. Your primary targets are those drills. Destroy them at all costs.

Shayera Hol

You heard the man. Rock and roll. Looks like the main power coupling. Cover my backside.

Atomic Skull

Get out of here. It's gonna blow! Yeah!

Green Lantern

We gotta find a way to take this out for good.

Why don't you just throw it into the sun? Yeah, I guess that was a pretty stupid idea.

Green Lantern

No, maybe you're on to something. But I'll need more leverage, and a trench.

On it. Now what? Oh, cool.

Green Lantern

Doesn't look like it quite made escape velocity.

Nope. Good effort, though.