King Faraday quotes from Justice League Unlimited

Attention, unidentified craft. This is Special Agent King Faraday. Your vessel is currently surrounded by three United States Navy Seawolf-class submarines. While I strongly suggest that you surrender immediately and prepare to be boarded, I really enjoy firing Trident missiles at tiny little subs, so the decision's entirely up to you.

Speaking of squealing, Black Canary, I notice you can't take your eyes off of me. One can hardly blame you. Perhaps after Agent Faraday helps absolve me of my alleged crimes, I could put you in a cage and have you sing for me.

Green Arrow

Listen, you giant tub of...!

Green Arrow, may I remind you that you're here strictly in a security capacity?

Yes, why don't you go and fetch me another four platters of oysters like a good little leprechaun? I'm sure your girlfriend and I will have much to discuss while you're gone. I like my oysters sweet, by the way. Sweet and juicy.

Black Canary

Let him talk, Arrow. With all the enemies he's made, he never knows if he's eating his last meal.

Shayera Hol

Why would you even try to move a prisoner that dangerous without calling us?

Maybe because we thought we could do our jobs without help from the mighty Justice League.

Shayera Hol

And yet... here we are.

Superman

Okay, Shayera, what's done is done. Let's see if we can pick up his trail. Aztek?

The wall's submolecular integrity has been compromised.

Shayera Hol

Leptons showing residual weak-force interactions?

Yeah. How did you know?

Superman

It's a common energy signature of matter-phasing technology. I assume it doesn't leave a trail?

Shayera Hol

No such luck. Maybe Aztek could...

You guys want some coffee? Apparently I got nothing better to do here.

Superman

Sorry, we got caught up in the work.

Special Agent King Faraday. I'm the liaison between the Attorney General's office and the Justice League.

Uh, good to meet you. I'm...

Aztek. I've been well briefed on all of you. Security on Luthor's transfer was lax because it didn't seem necessary. We haven't had a peep outta him since he was arrested for that Brainiac business last summer.

He's a broken man. Just sits in his cell talking to himself.

Shayera Hol

When he's not stealing police vans you mean?

That came out of nowhere. We had no reason to think he was an active threat.

Do what you can. Put out an APB, stake out airports, train and bus stations.

Already done, for what it's worth.

If he's sighted, don't approach him. Call in the League.

My people can handle this.

No, they can't. Your people are good, Luthor is better. And if you get a lead on him, I expect to be kept in the loop.

Superman

Of course.

Chuck?

Chuck Sirianni

What is it, honey?

Your old footlocker's beeping. At first I thought it was the smoke detector.

Chuck Sirianni

That ain't no smoke alarm. It's a sound I never thought I'd hear again. There's trouble on Blackhawk Island.

Superman

Aztek didn't find anything else?

Sorry, Superman. It was a bad lead.

Superman

Nobody's fault. When you guys do pick up Luthor's trail, call me. I want in.

Shayera Hol

You know what? This new monitor-duty rotation isn't so bad. No more overnights unless you want them. Only one shift a week and you're done. Wally?

Mmm.

I'm telling you, you should let it grow out.

Shayera Hol

Why don't you just go talk to her?

What, me? Talk to her No way!

Shayera Hol

Yeah, you'd probably be wasting your time anyway. I hear she's...

you know... [Flash looks curiously at her]

Shayera Hol

Brazilian.

Ha, ha.

Shayera Hol

If you're afraid to talk to her, I'll tell her for you. [Starts walking over to Fire]

[Stopping her] Don't!

Shayera Hol

You are so very sad.

Got something for you. Tell Hawkgirl your story, Mr. Sirianni.

Chuck Sirianni

We met a while back, ma'am. Longer for me than for you. When you traveled in time to World War II, you fought alongside my squadron.

Shayera Hol

You're one of the Blackhawks.

Chuck Sirianni

Only one still kicking, I'm sorry to say.

What's the problem?

Chuck Sirianni

During the war and for decades after, we captured a lot of weapons. Real sci-fi stuff. We hid the worst of it on Blackhawk Island. We decommissioned the place over 30 years ago. But this morning, the old security alarm went off. Might be nothing.

Shayera Hol

Or it might be someone raiding your armory. We'll take a look. Shayera out. Pick a third for the team.

Um...

Shayera Hol

Oh, Yob Shiggurath! Hey, Fire!

Yes?

Shayera Hol

We've got a mission. Let's go.

Chuck Sirianni

I'm not going to argue with you about this.

I didn't come to argue. It gets cold up there.

Allow me. Something of a specialty of mine.