CCharles
Can't handle the pressure, Gray?
I invented pressure, Duff.
CCharles
That doesn't make any sense.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Maxine (to Amy): You serve two masters, I don't.
You think I should pick one master?
Well of course you're going to have to pick one. My suggestion is you choose the one that puts the sexual predator behind bars.
Any conviction of a misdemeanor and a sentence of less than a year and the INS cannot touch your son.
LLawyer
So, your honor is admitting that collateral consequences had an effect on your ruling.
Yes, my honor is admitting to that.
CCharles
Am I being threatened by a superior court judge?
No, by a daughter who loves her mother, which is way worse. Ask anybody.
They say the first fight you have is the one you'll have for the rest of your lives.
That's why I'm marrying Maxine. . .because she's so easy.
[holding up a bottle of wine to Maxine and Amy] Shall I decant this or is that just snooty?
Well, a little bit of snoot never hurt anybody.
My father used to say everything will be fine in the end, if it's not fine, then it's not the end.
[Maxine and Amy have just been arguing about Maxine's decision to move up her wedding date]
I don't think you're facing the real issue here, which is how are we going to survive Gillian's pregnancy?
Chaos must be tamed, that's my theory.
[While discussing Zola's comment about already seeing someone in response to Bruce's offer of a date] Please, her? What kind of guy would throw himself on that buzzsaw?
No one asked me what I thought was best.
Well no, I guess we didn't.
I like things the way they are, that's what I think is best.
The only way we do better is by figuring out what we did wrong.
For a job that doesn't pay anything, it certainly has cost me a lot.
[about Sally's current boyfriend] Isn't he gay?
SSally
Not any more!
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