How did this magazine get in my locker?
I have no idea. (A montage of Joe is shown trying to put the magazine in the locker by shoving it, then by using the baseball bat, then by using a hammer and a garden shovel while wearing goggles and then with a toothpick and it successfully enters the locker so he leaves happily.) But take a look on the cover says "Joe of JONAS. A regular guy there's a picture of me bowling in rental shoes, size 9 regular.
Regular people don't have have their faces on the cover of magazines.
Stella! This is my friend, Stella. We've been best friends since I was three. Stella, can you tell her what a regular I am?
Macy, why don't you tell her?
I--I-- I don't know who you are, mister. I don't know that you're a giant rock star and wear size 9 regular bowling shoes. Leave me alone!
Classic Macy, I can't to tell-- no phone. (whispers) No life.
This isn't going well for me, is it?
Look, Joe, last year I went out with a guy who was also a star. He was a champion mathlete and all I would do was replace the batteries in his calculators and sharpen his pencils.
I would never be like that. I hate calculators and I don't have a pencil.
I just don't think it wouldn't work out between us. (She closes her and leaves)
But I like like you.
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