Joseph quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

(to Caesar) Next you'll say: "It's a cold-hearted and merciless Caesar that's going to take you down!"

It's a cold-hearted and merciless Caesar that's going to take you down! (gasps)

(to Okuyasu) Next you'll say: "I'll put an end to ya!"

I'll put an end to ya! (gasps)

Speedwagon

(After saving Speedwagon from crooks) Why can’t you ever just think things through, JoJo?

I do, in fact, a great deal. Mostly about how best to keep you and Granny Erina safe. You two are the only family that I’ve got.

Speedwagon

(Narrator) He may have his grandfather’s face, but he’s far from being a gentleman.

(To cops about to arrest Smoky Brown for pick-pocketing him) As I've said, it was a gift. So why don't you let my friend go, please.

(while picking his nose, taking out a large booger) Then why don't you tell me his name? What's the matter, limey? Do you want to spent a night in an American pokey? Here's a present for ya!

YOU'VE MADE THE WRONG MOVE, YOU STUPID PIG!!

What?! You're resisting arrest!

Heh, go ahead and shoot! But you better be prepared for the consequences. The moment you pull that trigger, I'll break your finger like a rotten matchstick!!

Not from over there! I'll shoot your damned brains out!

Oh!! I've let my temper get the best of me again! OH CRAP! Granny Erina will be furious!

I don't know what's going on, but you said you gave your wallet to me, a thief and a black man- I owe you one. My name is Smokey. I would like to know your name.

Joestar. Joseph Joestar. My friends call me JoJo. I just moved from London with Granny Erina... Nice to meet you.

Get you head outta ya butt! Now get the hell out of the way!

Erina

JoJo! What are you doing?

Granny Erina!

Erina

I've asked what are you doing with that man?

Uh... I was just... huh? ...A taxi. So you wouldn't need to walk so far.

Erina

You are such a thoughtful boy, JoJo.

Guess I should be going... (Joseph keeps Smokey from getting up as he gets ready to fight)

Erina

JoJo!

You heard him. Come on. You’re not going to tell me to stop, are you?

I was hoping you'd say that!

Erina

I don't want you snared by evil from half a century ago.

It will be alright. If this is my fate, I'll accept it fully.

Even if it is in public, I will kill you before you can become a threat!

Or perhaps not. (guns down Straizo) Yes, I was awaiting you, Straizo. That was on behalf of Speedwagon. But I don’t think you’ll go down so easily. Our war has begun!

JoJo!

That was a little too easy. Now the only one left is Erina Joestar. And that should be...

I know what you'll say next.

(in unison) ...About as easy as taking candy from a baby. (Joseph scoffs)

Hmm. Next thing you'll say is, "How could he possibly be alive with that hole in his head?" Am I right?

But--- but how could he possibly be alive with that hole in his head? (gasps)

But do you think I rely on a gimmick like Hamon?

(knocks the grenade off) Child's play!

(While jumping out of the window) Sure, but I was still able to pull one over on you, wasn't I? And you should take a look at the grenade you just knocked away.

(After evading the explosion) That was a close one.

I have a secret weapon for situations such as this.

A secret weapon? Really? What kind of weapon?

Why isn't it obvious? Look at his legs, Smokey. I basically blew them to smithereens. And they still haven't fully healed yet. That's our ticket there!

What do his legs have to do with your weapon?

My legs are in great shape.

So what are you gonna do, then?

Run as fast as I can! Make way! Move! Out of the way!

Joseph! You are fated to meet "him" soon. You will understand "his" identity and the true meaning of evolution! Your destiny has already been written...

There is nothing I regret, Joseph. All this time I planned on entering Hell while still vibrant and filled with energy, not as some withered, desiccated corpse. I cannot tell you the ecstasy I have felt in being young again.

Straizo, wait. Not yet! I need to know more!

Farewell to you, JoJo!

You're it!

Speedwagon

Destroy him.

Happy! Joy! Nice to meetcha! How you pose for me? Show me happy. Show me silly. Now how about you show those pearly whites?

Rudol von Stroheim

(Detonates a grenade to force Santana out of his body) Farewell, you annoying English man!

Damn that crazy German and his honor! (sees Santana) SANTANA!

Santana

WHY DO YOU RESIST!

Next you will say, "I've seen right through you, Joestar."

Santana

I'VE SEEN RIGHT THROUGH YOU, ALL THIS TIME JOESTAR! HUH?