Smokey quotes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

I don't know what's going on, but you said you gave your wallet to me, a thief and a black man- I owe you one. My name is Smokey. I would like to know your name.

Joestar. Joseph Joestar. My friends call me JoJo. I just moved from London with Granny Erina... Nice to meet you.

JoJo!

That was a little too easy. Now the only one left is Erina Joestar. And that should be...

I know what you'll say next.

(in unison) ...About as easy as taking candy from a baby. (Joseph scoffs)

Hmm. Next thing you'll say is, "How could he possibly be alive with that hole in his head?" Am I right?

But--- but how could he possibly be alive with that hole in his head? (gasps)

I have a secret weapon for situations such as this.

A secret weapon? Really? What kind of weapon?

Why isn't it obvious? Look at his legs, Smokey. I basically blew them to smithereens. And they still haven't fully healed yet. That's our ticket there!

What do his legs have to do with your weapon?

My legs are in great shape.

So what are you gonna do, then?

Run as fast as I can! Make way! Move! Out of the way!

One all-or-nothing gambit!

Stroheim

All-or-nothing gambit, you say!?

Yeah! It's my final move!

Stroheim

What does it involve?

JoJo, when you say 'final move', you're not referring to THAT, are you?

Listen up! This is something you've got to do for yourselves!

Stroheim

Just tell me what to do and I'll follow your lead, JoJo!

Hmmmhmmhmmmhmmhmmm... (Grabs the Super Aja while running off) RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVEEEESSS!!!!