(To cops about to arrest Smoky Brown for pick-pocketing him) As I've said, it was a gift. So why don't you let my friend go, please.
(while picking his nose, taking out a large booger) Then why don't you tell me his name? What's the matter, limey? Do you want to spent a night in an American pokey? Here's a present for ya!
Joseph(after the booger is placed on his cheek): That's curious. Help me understand, why would you do something like that? It's such an unsavory thing to do.
Fat Policeman (while picking his nose again): There is no reason! I do what I like, whenever I feel like it, ya fool! But, if when someone wipes a booger on ya face, then it probably means that-
[Joseph punches the fat policeman in the face.]
YOU'VE MADE THE WRONG MOVE, YOU STUPID PIG!!
Fat Policeman (with his finger stuck in his nose): Gyaaaahhh!!! Take it out. Awww! Take it out!!!
What?! You're resisting arrest!
[The bearded policeman points his gun at Joseph.]
Heh, go ahead and shoot! But you better be prepared for the consequences. The moment you pull that trigger, I'll break your finger like a rotten matchstick!!
Not from over there! I'll shoot your damned brains out!
[Joseph uses his Hamon to shoot his coke's bottlecap at the bearded policeman, damaging the man's trigger finger while drinking his soda before freaking out.]
Oh!! I've let my temper get the best of me again! OH CRAP! Granny Erina will be furious!
Smokey (thought): W-What's with this guy?! He beats up cops and then worries about what his granny will say?!
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