TV show quotes
[When Johnny (in Hugh's body) is about to shoot Bumper with a marshmallow shooter loaded with sprouts.]
You leave me... ahem... [DING X39!!!!]
Are those Brussels sprouts?
Boiled. No butter, no salt.
[When Johnny (in Hugh's body) shoots Bumper with a marshmallow shooter loaded with sprouts. Bumper swallows the Brussels sprouts.]
Ah! I give up, Test with a cold! You win! YOU WIN!!! [Runs away, crying]
[Notices that Lila is Home due to car skidding noises] And now, it's about to get worse.
Why is the house smoking with burned cupcakes all over the lawn?! [Camera zooms out showing the house is smoking with burned cupcakes all over the lawn.] And why did I get a call from the Principal saying: "Johnny cuts school"!?
Yep, we're dead.
(tries to imitate Hugh's voice) Uh, uh, I mean, I have a cold.
Someone tell me what's going on!
We switched places to find out who had a tougher life. And they're both pretty tough! And frankly, Mom, you should take advantage of Dad.
You switched their BODIES?!
No! We switched their brains.
Oh. WELL, SWITCH THEM BACK!
I'm back to normal!!
But I'm still mad at all of you! I worked hard all day and all week, and I don't want to come home to a destroyed house. And now, (Yelling) I HAVE TO MAKE THE CUPCAKES!!!!!
[Running] AAAAHHH! GET AWAY, EUGENE, I'M NOT INTO YOU!!!
But I love you, Susan Test, who clearly has a cold!
Well, Your mom's getting ahead of Eugene pretty good. I wonder how Susan's baking's going? [Everyone but Dukey put on their glasses]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ha! It really is like the 4th of July!
I need a new bike.
What happened to your old bike?
First, we test to jump with these look-like dummies, then calculate the speed and trajectory will need to make the jump for real!
It's genius!
Uh... it got stolen?
Hm?
(Dramatic) Why, dad, why did it have to get stolen?
I'll get you a new bike for your birthday. (Johnny looks overjoyed) Which is seven months away.
(Angrily flails his arms) YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!
I do love you, son, and I will always love and accept you for who you are your entire life.
I don't know what that means.
It means you're not getting a new bike until your birthday.
DARN IT!!
Hi, Mr. Test, would you like to buy some ladybird scout cookies?
No, because I'm... I believe the lady bird scouts have lost their way and have become nothing but a door to door cookie company using free labor, and although I like you sissy, I can no longer buy these cookies. (Walks away)
Your dad is weird.
Yeah, I know. (Johnny & Sissy look at each other) You look dumb.
Do you want to buy some cookies, Test?
Oh wow, ladybird scout cookies, they look so good and... No. (Dukey hits Johnny) Ow!
I mean, give me a box of Wow! Wow! Chocolate Chunkies. (Dukey hits Johnny then shakes his head "no") Ow, Coconut Dribblers?
Hm!
Lemon Buckwalt? (Dukey groans while shaking his head "no" yet again. Johnny takes the blue box of cookies) Butter Scotch Blah Blas?
Yes! Only 999 boxes to go.
To go for what?
When you sell lady bird scout cookies, (Sissy opens a blue folder attached on her clipboard and it reveals prizes depending on the boxes of cookies sold) you can win prizes like backpacks, pen sets, and if you sell a thousand boxes, you get new bike.
Stop!
Sit. (Wentworth sits down) Good boy. (Gives Wentworth steak. Wentworth eats the steak) What do you want this time, little brother? A lerinx transplant so you can sing like a rockstar?
Or a DNA adjustment that will make your tongue taste like bubble gum?
No, we need your old ladybird scout uniforms.
That's a new one.
Now all we have to do is sell 1,000 boxes of this crud, and zoom, we're in brand new bike city!
And here comes our first customer.
In an earlier experiment on Johnny Test, Johnny and Dukey were rocketed into space to find life.
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
Jillian still likes Johnny, though.
It's called Rock n' Roll. It's better when it's loud, but that's when parents start to hate it.
Let's try it.
Turn that pulsating noise down!
[While dancing] It's called Rock 'n' Roll. We never had it on Vegandon. I like it.
So how's your dad doing with the, you know, adjustment?
He's having a really hard time keeping an Earth job.
Can we get some more water?
Hey, park this for me, will you, pal?
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