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Come on! The door's open. Run! Run for your life!
[Johnny runs away and holds Dukey but he ends up getting hooked by The Caveman's trap]
[hanging on the hook's trap] I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck!
[The Caveman laughs as he is satisfied that Johnny is defeated]
[angrily to Susan and Mary] I told you this was dangerous! I told you something could go wrong!
What can we say? You were right.
[Johnny gets scared when The Caveman prepares defeat him]
Now The Caveman is mad and he's getting his club. And that means Stinkin' Johnny is gonna get it too! [laughs] Nothing can save Stinkin' Johnny now.
[comes in angrily dressed as the Cagin' Mad Dad] STOP RIGHT THERE!
Dad?
Except for the Cagin' Mad Dad!
[everyone laughs as The Caveman feels very annoyed]
Now that is my son and although he's in big trouble. You'll be in more if you lay 1 hand- [The Caveman throws him out and he lands on Dukey's back] Ooh, soft landing! AND YOU'LL ALL BE IN BIG TROUBLE!
[worried] But not as much as Johnny!
[The Caveman grabs Johnny off the hook]
Hey, now! If you could just put me down so I could go home and forget this whole-
Uh-huh!
Yeah, I didn't think so.
[as The Caveman prepares to defeat Johnny, Lila (who is the Overprotective Mom) climbs on The Caveman's back to grab his arm to avoid punching Johnny]
And the madness continues as the Caveman must now take the OVERPROTECTIVE MOM!
Don't you dare lay a finger on that boy!
Ooh! [he laughs as he presses Johnny's costume, then Lila grabs his arm and throws him on the floor 3 times]
And The Caveman is down for a triple way! [Lila jumps on The Caveman's back] And the body slam! Rope dive!
[Lila jumps on The Caveman's back again]
You see girls? That's why I never upset your mother.
[as Lila finishes off to defeat The Caveman] UNBELIEVABLE! The Caveman is coming back to 1 last attack.
Oh, he really shouldn't do that.
[The Caveman lands on Lila's feet as Lila pushes him out of the cage with her feet while Susan, Hugh, and Mary quickly escape, but Susan runs back to grab Dukey as The Caveman lands on the wrestlers which causes them to wake up]
And the Overprotective Mom wins!
[everyone cheers after Lila won and defeated The Caveman]
[satisfied; after his mom saved him] You were awesome! You were amazing! And you're gonna punish me, right?
Oh, big time.
[Johnny sighs thinking that he'll be grounded the next day]
[the next day, Lila and Hugh are both watching wrestling on the new HDTV while Johnny, Dukey, Susan and Mary are outside grounded]
Well, the bad news is mom and dad kept the $10,000.
But the good news is they bought a new HDTV with it.
Which I can't watch for a month 'cause I'm grounded from TV.
And us from the lab.
Right, so let's play some ball! [he throws the baseball to Johnny which causes him to break the new HDTV] That was the TV.
[counting by his fingers] 3, 2, 1.
[offscreen; angrily] JOHNNY!!!
[it can be revealed that Johnny, Dukey, and possibly Susan and Mary, might get grounded even more to find out who was breaking the new HDTV as the episode ends]
[while twisting Johnny's arm] Say uncle Test!
No!
Say, say uncle!
Never!
Say uncle and I'll give you your arm back.
I never say uncle!
Huh? Okay. Then I guess I gotta up the ante in say uncle!
[after he turns off the TV in front of Johnny and Dukey] Johnny, do something else besides watch Tiny'Mon. Go outside and play a game or something.
[shows up and takes the game away from the boys] Johnny, THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!
But, dad, I'm training to be a Tiny-Mon master, so I can snag more Tiny'Mons so I can catch the Legendary Screechereen, which may or may not exist.
Johnny, there are only 2 things in this world I don't understand and that's woman and Tiny'Mon. [Dukey yawns] And you need to stop playing or you'll get lost inside your own Tiny'Mon world and NEVER COME OUT! [he leaves with Johnny and Dukey's game]
We're going to the lab aren't we?
Cuddlebuns? He's cute, but he stinks! [Cuddlebuns makes a sad face] He can't win! WE'RE DOOMED! I'm gonna loose my mind now. [He screams three times before fainting.]
[voiceover; as he comes to school stinky] 1. There's always a seating on the bus. 2. I gets to skipping the lines in the cafeteria. And 3. Which is the best of all, I'm my own science projecting. Fa-da! [cut to him at home] Therefore, I will never taking a bath again! [leaves]
[surprised] You didn't bathe for 5 weeks and rub fish on yourself for me?
Uh-huh. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you.
[after hearing Johnny broke a plant] EUGENE! THAT'S IT!
[as his guards flee] Poop! [his mother smashes through the wall and sees the smashed plant on the floor]
And you broke a plant! You are in so much trouble, mister! [she grabs Bling-Bling's ear]
Ow, ow, ow! I will have my revenge, Johnny Test! Ow, mom, that hurts!
[Babies start crying, with stink lines coming from the kitchen]
Johnny! The babies--they smell really, really bad, kind of like anal beads!
And that's why you need to change...their diapers!
[Johnny pulls out a clean diaper and gives it to Gil.]
[Gil faints from the smell]
[Babies are on the table, crying, with stink lines coming from their diapers]
(to Dukey) You gotta change them.
[Mr. Black and Mr. White have caught Johnny and Dukey and are escorting them home.]
Okay, we want answers. Why did you resist a police officer?
Why are you police officers?
I blew up Malaysia.
You wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
YOU COULDN'T LAST AN HOUR IN MINE!!!!!
We can arrange that.
Being stuffed into my own locker by Bumper is still better than toilet plunging.
[A long while after Hugh and Johnny swap brains.]
I can't take it. DAD WINS! I just want my horrible childhood back!
And I want my awful life back!
I'm so sorry, Dad! And, I love you, man.
I love you too, son. And Bumper's coming here to kick your butt. I mean my butt. I mean HELP!
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