Hugh quotes from Johnny Test

Hugh

Uh, is there anything you like to say, Dukey?

Well, I've been dying to say that if you really want to increase sales you need to establish better relationships with your clients.

Lila

That makes sense.

And Dad, your meatloaf is overcooked. Lower the temperature to 415, cook with foil on top for the last ten minutes and it's missing cumin and barbecue sauce.

Hugh

He's right. By golly, he's right! Let's cook a meatloaf right now, boy!

Lila

Dukey, wait! I want more business tips.

Ok, I think this is going well.

Hugh

Why is using your manners at the dinner table so difficult for you?

Because dinner is so boring.

Hugh

How would you know? You never sit still long enough. 1 night. Is that too much to ask. Ha! I bet you couldn't even do it for 1 night.

I totally could.

Lila

Yeah, I don't think so, sweetheart.

Hugh

You think you can just sit there and not spill, burp, mini vomit, make a gross comment or destroy anything at tomorrow's dinner? And eat whatever's put in front of you?

Piece of cake. And if I do it and win the bet you have to do my homework for a week and buy me ten new video games.

Hugh

And when I win you clean your room for a year and yell from the rooftop for everyone to hear that you love my meatloaf.

Deal!

Lila

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS INSANITY!!

He started it!

Lila

I don't want to hear it. You're both responsible. Johnny, would it be too much to keep your elbows off the table, excuse yourself after burping and ask for things instead of reaching for them?

(awkwardly) No.

Lila

And dear, we're not sitting with the Queen of England can you not be such a stickler about manners? Lighten up a little. And maybe choose ingredients for your Around the World Meatloafs that this family would actually enjoy eating?

Hugh

(awkwardly) Yes.