Dark Vegan quotes from Johnny Test

And, uh, do you have any more of those warm crispy slices of carbohydrates?

Toast! Yes! I like toast.

Do you choke them?

[Shoves Johnny out of the way and uses the force on Susan & Mary] Enough schmoozing!

Uh, wha-what is this?

That's not possible. [Eats toast] It is, Dukey! [Eats toast again] Oh, I have never enjoyed such a confection.

We're here from the Environmental Protection Agency. And we understand you have a spaceship we need to inspect?

I was never really good at that.

And worse, we're out of toast. GET ME SOME MORE!!!!

What's bread?

[Grabs the toaster] Fascinating! And, how do you get more of this bread?

I will get you some more bread.

I will go to the store right now.

That's an old vegan mind trick.

It only works on dumb people.