Dukey quotes from Johnny Test

You think you can stop me?! The king with your blasters?!

Actually we're gonna use the turbo soaker. Check and mate!

Who? What? Where? What happened?

You went crazy with the King Madness and took over the Toy Castle.

Did we have fun?

We had a blast!

OW! You hit us with frying pans!

Since when does that hurt? [He and Bone hit each other with frying pans and their faces are completely flat. They shake their heads and they return to normal.] That is always funizle!

Oh, no. They're from a squash and stretch cartoon!

And that means?

They can't get hurt in our world, but we can!

And you still don't see anything familiar about this cartoon?

Nope. Ok, Dawg. Do it!

You got it, Johnny.

Awesome!

Hey, let's all laugh now like they do at the end of old sitcoms.

Ok!

I need your help to win the bet.

Susan

And what do we get out of it?

Can't you just help him because you're brother and sister?

Susan

No.

What's behind your back?

Nothing!

Where're we going in the car?

To the Squeaky... Toy... Hotdog... Roller-Coaster Store.

That doesn't sound like a real thing. What's behind your back?! [Reaches behind Johnny.] A leash! Wait a minute... Dad in car, boy hiding leash, the smell of deceit lingering in the air... (gasps) you're trying to take me to the vet!!

It's just a checkup. Don't be a scaredey cat.

Watch it, mister! I'm a scaredey dog! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go run in fear.

Really?! You're gonna laser me to the vet?!

It's for your own good!

This is how you convince me to not be scared?!

Will you just hold still so I can laser you!?

You'll never take me alive!

You might have heart worms!

I might not!

You might have fleas!

I haven't scratched in weeks!

That's a lie and you know it!

(singing) # With a swish, swish here and a scrub, scrub there. It's time to clean up everywhere. So say goodbye to filth and grime, I'll clean this mess in double time. (Whistles) Well, it used to be a chore, but it isn't anymore when you've got the secret to a super clean floor. Now the dirt's all gone and it didn't take long when you sing along to the clean up song. (Whistles) When you sing along to the clean up song! #

Great job, son. And now that the house is clean I'm gonna prepare a cleaning day feast.

Well, say all you like, but you gotta admit the song was catchy.

And now it's stuck, stuck, stuck in my head, head, head! ARGH!

Ok! Calm down, down, down! It'll wear off.

(singing) # And it's my dog I grab and I take him to the lab!#

Kitty!

No Johnny, That's not a Neighbor's Cat, That's a Garbage Truck. Johnny, Kitties are Fluffy, And Evil, And... [Dukey looked Shocked] Where's Johnny? Johnny?

Kitty! Kitty!

You had to Erase his Brain.

Susan

We were Trying to HELP!! Now Run, Dog, RUN!!!

Well, Dukey, guess it's time for our last words.

Does horrified screaming count?!

I'm gonna go with yes.

(singing) #Johnny, what's going on? We're grooving to a crazy song! How long is it gonna last? I hope this movie theme moves fast! #

(singing) #We need a kiss to break this trance. Susan, won't you take this chance. Kiss Gil! #

Susan

Kiss Gil?! (singing) #No, I don't think I will. I'd sooner might choose death. Argh! Coz Gil's got werewolf breath!#

Well, there's gotta be a kiss soon. Coz I can't take much more of this corny musical... (singing) #Listen, Bling-Bling, here's my plan; kiss my sister be a man! #

Should've gone with the werewolf breath.

Bumper

Why should I help you, Test?

Because if you don't, I'm taking you down.

Bumper

Down where?

The Big House, the Clink, the Slammer, the Pokey.

Bumper

The Hokey Pokey?

No. He means detention.

Da Vinci residence. Leonardo speaking.

Hello, I'm looking for a Mr. O'Brains, first name Ivan.

Ivan O'Brains?

(laughs) You have no brains?!

What? No! I didn't mean that!

You're the one who said it, dude!

Johnny, lately you seem to know an awful lot about... everything.

What's so weird about knowing that King Charles made Blasco Núñez Vela the first viceroy of Peru in 1544?

Uh-huh. Er... what's a viceroy?

I don't know. Wait! I do know!