Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks · Season 1, Episode 13
“Rock Around the Cluck” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: Grandpa Piggley Winks (2), Wiley the Sheep (2), Dannan O'Mallard the Duck (1), Ferny (1), Padrig Winks (1)
[hearing Molly's violin playing] Wowie, wow-wow-wow. What is that? Whatever it is, it's BAA-AA-AAD. It sounds like it's in pain. It must be starving or something. A starving creature is not a good thing for us sheep. We're very tasty, you know. [runs to the flock] Okay, flock, don't panic. Run for your lives!
[The frightened flock stampede, running over Wiley.]
They can't catch you if you zig-zag! [runs after the flock in a zig-zag pattern] Zig-zag, zig-zag, zig-zag!
[hears Molly's violin again] You hear that? It's that sheep-eating thing again. So what are we gonna do? I'll tell you what we're gonna do, I'm glad you asked. We're gonna prepare. We're gonna learn what to do in case that thing stops screaming, and starts looking for a woolly midnight snack. First, we gotta figure out what that thing is. Let's say, it's a lion.
[A sheep bleats with question.]
Okay, Shirley wants to know what a lion is. Who can answer that? [the sheep just look around] It seems like nobody, except me. And take it from me, you don't wanna know. So imagine instead a giant sheep-eating squirrel. [acts ferocious] Baaaaa! Baaaaa! Now, pretend I'm that squirrel. What do we do?
[A giant walnut falls next to Wiley.]
Haha. You know, if I was that squirrel, and I was looking for nuts... you guys would be in big trouble.
Who's Cluck Cockwren?!
[describing his stage fright] And my confidence disappeared faster than a magician's rabbit.
Jakers. The place is packed. Everyone in the whole town is here.
Of course they are. You told them to come, didn't you?
I know, but...
But? But? But what?
Well, uh... What if we're not as good as Cluck Cockwren? What if we're not any good at all?
Oh... But you said we were, Piggley. You told everyone.
Oh... You better not have been messing with us, Piggley. It'd be awfully embarrassing if we were bad after all the fuss you made.
Well, now... I think we're good. But you know... I'm not sure we're as good as Cluck.
Oh, dear...
Oh, Janey Mack...
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