SMScary Monster Theater Announcer
Ladies and gentlemen, don't be fooled. That ordinary barn across the way may not be so ordinary after all. It could just be the secret laboratory of... a mad scientist!
“Good Neighbor” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Grandpa Piggley Winks (5), Dannan O'Mallard the Duck (4), Wiley the Sheep (2), Ferny (2)
Now going to bed late and getting a good night's sleep after a mad scientist episode was always a bit of a challenge. And even though we knew it was all just pretend, it could sometimes cause our imaginations to get the better of us.
The imagination is a wonderful, fascinating, terrifying thing, so it is. It can make mountains out of mountains, and monsters out of... just about anything.
[pretending to be a monster] Ferny, come out! I want your brain! Must... have... brain! [roars] Give me... BRAIN!!! [roars]
DTDon Toro
I'm so sorry, monster, but I'm afraid I can't let you have Fernando's brain. You see, he uses it himself sometimes.
The last time I got clipped, I got clipped. The guy had no sense of style. I'm a good-lookin' sheep, you know. I got an image to maintain. How would I look with a crewcut? Maybe a flattop. Give me that dangerous sheep look. "Hey, kids, leave that sheep alone. He's got a dangerous haircut." Yeah... I don't know. Maybe a ducktail.
[reading a feed bag] Wheat germ, flax seed, hay... [annoyed] Oats. That's the trouble with these feed bags. They all end the same. Oats.
What's in the bag?
I don't think it's potatoes.
I wonder what else was in that sack he was draggin' in there.
I'll bet there were some brains in it.
Oh, you think so?
Don't be daft. You don't put brains in a sack.
And why not?
They'd leak all over the place. You put brains in jars. Besides, Fergal doesn't have any brains yet. That's why he's making friends with Molly. So he can take hers.
Janey Mack.
I can't believe he wants Molly's brain! I mean, why couldn't he just take the brain of one of his other mad scientist friends?!
Well, I don't think there are any other mad scientists around here to be friends with.
Jakers! That's why he's making a monster!
What?
Fergal O'Hopper is building a monster to be his friend!
A friend with the brain of your sister, Piggley!
Well, why wouldn't he just make friends with your sister?!
A mad scientist doesn't stop to think of those things. That's why they're mad, Ferny! And I won't have it, I tell you! I'm going over there right now to save Molly!
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