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Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks · Season 1, Episode 13

Wiley in “Rock Around the Cluck”

Wiley the SheepVoiced by Mel Brooks

[hears Molly's violin again] You hear that? It's that sheep-eating thing again. So what are we gonna do? I'll tell you what we're gonna do, I'm glad you asked. We're gonna prepare. We're gonna learn what to do in case that thing stops screaming, and starts looking for a woolly midnight snack. First, we gotta figure out what that thing is. Let's say, it's a lion.

[A sheep bleats with question.]

Okay, Shirley wants to know what a lion is. Who can answer that? [the sheep just look around] It seems like nobody, except me. And take it from me, you don't wanna know. So imagine instead a giant sheep-eating squirrel. [acts ferocious] Baaaaa! Baaaaa! Now, pretend I'm that squirrel. What do we do?

[A giant walnut falls next to Wiley.]

Haha. You know, if I was that squirrel, and I was looking for nuts... you guys would be in big trouble.

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