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Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks · Season 1, Episode 19

Gray sheep and Wiley in “No Girls Allowed”

Gray sheep

[being pampered by three lady sheep] So then I said, "What do you think I'm made of, wool?"

[The lady sheep giggle.]

Wiley

Agnes! Lucille! Mary-Lou! What are you doing?! Whoa, look at the shine on those hooves!

Gray sheep

Dazzling, aren't they? Uh, you missed a spot.

Wiley

Look, pal, all you've done since you've got here is insult me and my flock. And now if I didn't know better, I'd say you're trying to take over as head sheep.

Gray sheep

He's cute, but a little slow.

Wiley

That's it! We are going to settle this the way they do in Brooklyn!

Gray sheep

You mean...?

Wiley

You got it! A dance-off! Hit it! [dances]

Gray sheep

Not bad, but you're looking at a three-time golden hooves champion.

[Wiley and the other sheep dance together while the flock watches.]

Gray sheep

Well, flock, which one of us has the magic feet?

[After a beat, the entire flock blows a raspberry. Wiley and the gray sheep slump sadly.]

Gray sheep

Hoo... Tough audience.

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