JAG · Season 8
[Ducky is telling his findings in court]
What else did you discover?
On her left buttock, I found a tattoo of a stalking leopard. Majestic. Brilliant. I've only seen one other like it: on a tango dancer in Buenos Aires who died of dehydration. I was on sabbatical at the ti--
[interrupts] Doctor, I was asking about Lieutenant Singer.
She wasn't in Buenos Aires...
Doctor isn't it possible that the LT's injuries were a result of an accidental fall?
[very seriously] Well the railing is very high. It's quite unlikely. Unless the LT's unconscious body levitated and dropped over the side. I've heard--
[cutting him off] Thank you Doctor.
[after finding Commander Rabb's name on the hat]
If the hat does fit, you can't acquit.
[both lawyers give Abby a funny look]
Oh, come on; one of you would have said it if you had thought of it first.
I'm sorry, I almost blew it.
[disapprovingly] Almost?
I still like you.
I have three questions for you. Answer them yes or no.
Okay.
Were you trying to propose to me at the restaurant?
Yes.
And at your house?
Yes.
Do you have a ring?
Yes.
May I see it?
Yes. (Searching his pockets.) Yes.
Say it any way you want.
Would you be interested in spending the rest of your life with a grumpy, sourpuss of an old man?
Especially when you put it that way.
My father was a minister...he kind of soured me on God.
Maybe you should give him another chance.
I'm not really interested in patching things up with my Dad.
That's not the 'Him' I was talking about.
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