MMac
You’re worried or jealous?
I don’t get jealous.
MMac
Yeah, neither do I.
Oh, beauty. Then I can keep my mistress.
MMac
Can I keep mine?
S5 E21The Witches of Gulfport
S5 E22Overdue and Presumed Lost
HHarm
Sir, if there's any way I can aid in...
As a matter of fact, there is. I've got an appointment with the Armed Services Committee about my annual budget proposal. You'll pinch hit for me. We need a 4.3% increase.
HHarm
Admiral, I hardly distinguished myself the last time I entered into that arena, sir.
Don't be modest, commander. You got the funds to repair the hole you shot in the courtroom ceiling.
"On the 100th anniversary of the United States Navy's first submarine, we dedicate this episode to the warriors, past and present, who have always run silent, run deep" -- Onscreen dedication.
S5 E24Body Talk
(AJ is on the phone.)
WWoman
Welcome to Arlington National Cemetery. We are open 365 days of the year. A menu of options follows. Press 1 to schedule an interment or inurnment. Press 2 for gravesite locations. Press 3... (AJ presses a button.) Press 1 to schedule an inurnment. Press 2 to schedule a ground burial. (AJ presses a button.) Interment processing. Please provide the following information. Speak slowly and clearly. What are the last four digits of your social security number?
AAJ
9852.
WWoman
What is your height?
AAJ
Six foot three inches.
WWoman
How deep would you like your plot?
AAJ
What?
WWoman
When will you be expecting to need it?
AAJ
Good God. (Hangs up the phone.)
S5 E25Surface Warfare
She wants a chance to talk to my friends. Are we friends here?
HHarm
I’d like to think so, sir.
I don’t think friends call each other ‘sir’.
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