JAG Season 4 quotes

Tiner

The admiral became a sort of mentor to the lieutenant, and Lieutenant Sherkston’s sort of like the son the admiral never had.

(To Harm.) Oh, I guess that makes you the son he never wanted.

Ha. Very funny.

Dinner for a week says it’s Newman.

Buying or making?

Buying.

Then you’re on. (They shake hands.) Nothing personal, but, um, that last meat loaf you made was nasty.

Are you dogging Harm’s special meatless meat loaf?

Let’s put it this way. If you were to make the Harmon special on this ship, they’d have to unload it with the toxic waste.

Wow. That’s a little harsh, don’t you think? If you don’t like it, you could just say, “I don’t like your meat loaf, Harm.” You don’t have to be insulting. (Throws a screwed up serviette at her.)

Harm and Mac, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

You ok?

Every time I think I've put the pieces of my life together, someone comes along and jumbles them back up. Humph. Everyone who has ever meant anything to me is leaving my life.

It will be okay, Mac. You'll get to see Chloe again. One day you'll have kids of your own.

Yeah, not at this rate. My biological clock is going off and I keep hitting the snooze button. Ha.

Tell you what - 5 years from this moment, if neither of us is in a relationship, we’ll go halves on a kid.

You and me have a baby together?

Yeah. With your looks and my brains, he’ll be perfect.

And what if she has your looks and my brains?

That could work too. So what do you say? Deal?

Don’t make a promise you can’t keep.

I haven’t yet. (They shake hands.)

Commander Rabb, it's Skates, sir.