Turning into statue is better.
[Chuckles nervously] Depends who you ask.
S4 E12Déjà Vu
The Strength Talisman. Good one.
I know, Jade. Wah! Jade, how did you...
Your hands! [Jackie looks at his hands are glowing] I get it! That must be Uncle's magic and... [Gasps and Shendu begins to attack Jackie]
[Angry grunt] I blow it again! I distracted Jackie just like I did today! Does twice like a pattern?
Could it be? A view?! In a nice, cozy, danger free hotel?! A happy memory... [Jade 6 turns to Jade 8] Wah!
Jackie, don't worry. I can explain everything! [All the Jade clones fall out of the closet]
JCJade Clones
Wah! Whoa! [Nervous chuckle] Hi, Jackie.
So I'm quite the rascal, but it's not like I'm evil or anything.
Jade?
I couldn't help it, I was possessed!
Did Uncle ask you tattooed demon face onto your leg, no? You do not see Uncle walking around being evil, do you?
Uh, Unc? [Uncle sees himself as a Chi Vampire]
Uncle could not help it. Was victim of chi vampire.
Oh, yeah. And I have the piece in your mind.
Take me back to the beginning!
Hmph. So here we are, back in the old fool's trash heap.
That is old fool's rare trash heap to you!
Wait a sec. [Looks at her bags] Jackie went to the wrong beginning, the first time we met!
Wait, this can't be right, where are Uncle and...
Give me that! [Jackie drops the deja vu stone and stares at Jade]
Jade...
Jackie is right, I do get in his way.
You're Jackie Chan, the archaeologist?
I bet you were looking for the shield I brought back from Bavaria.
We're looking for the... How'd you know?
[Points at Daolon Wong] He has it!
Chan is lying! Do you not recognized your master?!
The only master we have is big V!
And he's gonna wanna hear all about where you stashed the shield!
Way to rewrite history, Jackie!
Did they buy anything?
No.
You are terrible salesman! [Jackie looks at Jade and picks up the phone]
Who are you calling?
Jade's parents. She must return to Hong Kong.
But she just arrived.
What?! No way! Who's gonna help save the day?! The world?! Jackie's butt?!
Uncle, you must trust me. It will be better for Jade,for us if she does not stay.
No, Jackie. Hang up the phone, you need me!
JSJade's Dad
Hello?
Uh... Sorry, wrong number. [Jade sighs in relief]
Jackie, next time you make crank call phone loca.
Living with you guys is gonna rock!
[Sighs] You have no idea just yet how much.
You speak English! [Jade shrugs]
Now, return me to the present.
Jackie, you do need me!
Jade, how did you know? [Jade points at herself and Uncle]
Where did Jackie go? [Jade shrugs]
I'm glad you decided to keep me around.
Let it just say, I realize that perhaps you have save me a time or two.
Tch. Try 72.
Gah! A broken leg?! But I did not even hit the ground!
Jackie!
Ah, Jade! Did you see the mess you got me into?
Gee, Jackie. I already admit it was total my fault you slipped in my Gnome Cop action figure and busted your leg.
No, not that! If you have got in the way and allow Daolon Wong to take the Deja Vu stone, I wouldn't be lost in time!
Huh?
[Frustrated] Never mind. You are the past Jade. You would not know that.
Uncle, do you think Jackie's right? Did I really mess things up?
[scoffs] Nonsense, Jade. Jackie needs to watch where he's walking.
Not the broken leg, the Deja Vu thing! I'm still like a dummy when Long Snake it from me! It's all my fault Jackie's stuck in rerunville!
Wow, look at Jackie go! Hmmm. Guess he does do okay without my help.
I'll give Jackie a 9.2 for thinking on his feet for we really work much better as a team.
No! No, Jade! Do not get on that plane! [Jade hops inside the plane along with El Toro Fuerte]
[chuckle nervously] See? Teamwork.
You never listen.
See the oinker at 12 o' clock?
Yes, that is very nice, Jade. But I really not supposed to be here. [Jackie founds the Deja Vu Stone on the cymbals]
There.
Check it out, I helped!
The Deja Vu Stone!
Yeah, whatever. Aren't we looking for the Pig Talisman? Tohru!
Many thanks for leading us to the prize.
You are not welcome!
You!
Why so afraid? He's an old man.
That will teach foolish Tohru to mess with Uncle with his power by immortality talisman! [Realized] Do not tell faithful apprentice Uncle said that.
Come on, Jackie! Grab the stone and will yourself back here!
Hyah! [Kicks Tohru] He's in the house! Hyah! [Saves Captain Black, Uncle and Jackie] I got your back, Jackie!
Quick, Jade! The antidote!
No! Tch. You think I would have gotten right the second time around.
Your past self does not know then but you know now, Jade.
Maybe... This is possible to... being cursed to relive all the... worse moments of my life!
Ooh. If memories were served, here's where I make a star entrance and save the day!
Since you have things well in hand, Uncle. I will take my leave. [Gasps]
The stone is mine!
Who is that?!
And what's with the stone you all keep jabbering about?! Wong snake his way in!
Aiya!
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