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Jackie Chan Adventures Season 4 quotes

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S4 E10J2

So they have time machines in the future?

FJFuture Jade

How old do I look? I used one of Uncle's spells.

So, why did you just tell Jackie and Uncle who you were back there?

FJFuture Jade

Didn't have time to convince them. Too busy to save the future.

From what? [Gasps]

FJFuture Jade

Him, Shendu's son.

That's how you blew him in the junkyard!

FJFuture Jade

The Dragon Talisman. Never leave the future without it.

Good news is, we still have one just like it in the vault at Section 13.

FJFuture Jade

Bad news is, we're not at Section 13.

You distract Lizard lips and I'll jump him from behind.

FJFuture Jade

If Drago bumps you off in the present, I can pop off out of existence. And the future will be history.

Whoa. This time travel stunt is freaky.

FJFuture Jade

I didn't intend to involve you guys, but I arrived a lot later than I hoped. Heh. Never tested Uncle's spell.

[Groans] And I thought one Jade gave me a headache. But why did you come back here?

Duh. Isn't it obvious? Future me is so mega bad that dragon boy had to come back to the past to rebel me out long just as squirt. So I surf time to protect myself and kick his scaley butt all the way back to the future.

Then why did Drago leave without chop ruling you?

Well, because... Yeah. Why did Drago leave?

FJFuture Jade

Because he has bigger fish to fry.

How much bigger?

FJFuture Jade

I didn't follow Drago here. Drago followed me. To keep me from putting ambush on the age of dragons.

Age of dragons?

I do not like the sound of that.

FJFuture Jade

Oh almost forgot. [leans in to whisper to Jade] Pop quiz tomorrow in spelling, study chapter 8.

S4 E11The J-Tots

JTJackie Tot

Jade!

I know... I am so grounded.

JTJackie Tot

No! Kids against grown ups!

VTViper Tot

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker's man, bake me a cake like Jackie Chan!

Jackie, I patched a mondo plan to take down the J team's arch nemesis our enemy Chang . Tell you all about it on the way to Section 13. [being grabbed]

The only plan, Jade, is for you to stay here with Uncle.

[Angry grunt] Jackie never listens, doesn't he realize I'm only the member with the brains behind the J team?

S4 E12Déjà Vu

[Gasps] The dark chi master himself.

Tch. The sly niece meister herself. [Shows the Deja Vu stone]

The Deja Vu Stone.

Jade.

Come on, Jackie. I helped saved the day 72 times. The world's half a dozen times and your butt more times than I care to count.

And you made a mess of things more times than I care to count.

But I always clean up after myself. Just admit it, Jackie. You need me. Hey!

JJJackie, Uncle and Jade

Daolon Wong?!

Many thanks for the memories. [Jackie kicks the Deja Vu Stone and he and Daolon Wong are gone]

Jackie? Jackie?

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