Wrong museum, Jackie. Mask is Japanese, not Jurassic.
Jade! I thought I told you to help Farmer McDonald find a place to stay?
Tch. Did.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[After seeing the T-troop]
This is your team, Mr. Chan? A child, a ham, a stuffed moose [laughs] and a flying chicken?
Why did I let you talk me into this?
You said it yourself, Jackie. You're too fat.
I said, I am too heavy to climb the totem pole without risk of damaging it, Jade.
Heavy, fat. Same dif. Hey! He looks just like his mugshot!
[Breaks down the trees] It will fit smugly... upon my face! Flying squirrel cracks acorns!
Hi, Jackie.
Jade!
You watch Captain Black's back and I watch yours.
Eee-Yah! Not!
Go, go, go!
FRFinn, Ratso, and Chow
Not!
[Chuckles evilly] Look what washed up on deck.
Jade, what are you doing here?
Heh heh. Looks like I'm catch of the day.
FFinn
Gimme back my mask, Chan.
CChow
Or it's anchor's away for your niece.
[The mask activates and ends on Finn's backside]
FFinn
Aah! This is not happening! This is not happening!
Not!
CChow
Demon magic, here I come!
FFinn
Not! You clowns had your Shadow be a ninja masters and you blew it!
One more thing...
No more things!
[Gasps] You disrespect Uncle?! Uncle took you in, put roof over your head, put food in your belly lots of food! And this is how you repay me?!
I cook, I clean, I travel the world to be smothered by fish! And you thank me by demanding "Many more things!"
TTohru and Uncle
I will never speak to you again!
The demon from planet Ur...
Jade!
Er... Neptune!
Uncle, please.
No, Uncle has it coming. [hits himself] Uncle had opportunity to warn Tohru, but did he? No! All because of silly argument. Now my apprentice is in danger of becoming demon. [hits himself] One more thing, Tohru was right. Uncle says "one more thing" too often.
Trick for you, treat for me.
[Jade scares Jackie off as he was screaming]
[Angry growl]
Wah! Jade!
Who is Jade?! I am the Oni Voodoo, mystress of dark.
Oh, Makeup? [Groans] Jade, you shouldn't scare people like that.
Tch. Scaring is the whole point on Halloween, Jackie. And I have to win the scariest costume award at school tonight.
But all things you have to choose...
I don't know anything scarier than oni demon, do you? [Grabs Jackie's hand] Now, come on! Time's are wasting!
[Tsking] Chan, no mask. [Placing a pumpkin on Jackie's head] Much better. Jackie-O-Lantern. And now, I'll send you to the pumpkin patch.
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