Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 3, Episode 7
Whoa. Now I see why they call this place bizarre.
Jade, it is a bazaar.
Anywhere grown men playing with baby toys is bizarre in my book.
Uncle is not playing. This rattle's filled with enchanted teeth of mongoose which will lead us to the snake which possesses the power of invisibility.
[Jackie lifts a basket which reveals an angered Cobra]
Do not even breathe. Cobras are very poisonous.
[frozen in fear] I know...
Tohru, you did not tell Uncle you invited Spider-Woman! [Jackie, succumbing to the snake venom, groggily falls into Uncle's arms] See? Even Jackie moans with displeasure at her arrival.
Uh, Jackie? Are you alright? Jackie? [holds up fingers] How many fingers do you see?
Uhhh... what's a Jackie?
[gasp] Jackie has been bitten by snake!
These strange men, they appeared out of thin air!
They used to be men, now they're card-carrying members of the Forces of Darkness.
Stop them Tohru! [Tohru growls, ready to fight, only to be held back by his mother]
My baby will NOT fight Forces of Darkness!
Uh, maybe we should get Jackie to a doctor.
We must find snake before Dark Forces do, then Uncle will cure Jackie.
Ah, do not worry, I once television program about cobra poisoning. Jackie only at stage one: very slight dryness of mouth.
[affixing cloth to his forehead] Y'arrr matey!
Stage two?
Stark-raving madness.
Yo-ho-ho! [begins dancing]
Luckily stage two very brief.
Mother means well, but sometimes I think she forgets that I am a grown man.
Uh, very grown. When she gets in your face, tell her to give you some space.
She would just take it the wrong way. [sigh] I love her, but sometimes I wish mother would just disappear.
[eavesdropping while invisible] Oh? Be careful what you wish for, Tohru.
[holding the imposter snake] I know three Dark Warriors who are finally about to make Daolon Wong a happy wizard.
Let's not be hasty. This snake can make us invisible.
We can sneak into any movie we want for free!
[clears throat] If old crazy eyes can't see us, we can sneak up and stomp the Chi out of him.
And force him to turn us back into our normal old selves!
Yeah! [they grab the snake]
Talisman power, on!
[nothing happens]
Hey, I can still see you guys.
Uh, 'cause we're all invisible?
Ohhhhh...
I was never any good at science.
Tohru Nobody touches my mommy!
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