Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 3, Episode 6
Now what's a city feller like you want with a 280 pound Hampshire Boar?
Uh, good question, Farmer MacDonald. Well, I am an archaeologist and-
You mean like a eye doctor?
Uh, no. That is an optometrist. Archeologists study very old things.
Old? Mordecai ain't turned three yet!
[when the Farm Hands attack Jackie]
Please, can't we just talk about- [attacked]
Maybe they don't know how to talk.
My brother E.B. here graduated Stanford Phi Beta Kappy.
And Buford here is a renowned nuclear physicist. [throws Jackie against a wall]
Dr. Buford MacDonald??? Your books are very insightful.
Thank ye. [punches Jackie]
[as Jackie fights Daolon Wong] What in Sam Hill's nanny is going on here?!
The animals have magic powers, and dark forces have come to claim them.
[pause]
Magic? Well why didn't you just say so in the first place?
[as the Rooster uses its powers to lift MacDonald's entire house]
They're defying the known laws of physics!
Jackie, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!
Jade, bring the pig this wa- [runs out the door, only to nearly fall out of the flying house] WAH! The house is flying?!
Hello? Did you not catch my Wizard of Oz reference?
There's no place like home... to kick your butt!
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