Big V, d-d'you think you c-could turn up the h-heat?
[Shendu breathes fire at them]
Careful, Shendu. If you charbroil the help, they'll never find the next talisman.
The next talisman is insufficient, Valmont. I need all twelve to shed this petrified form, and regain my true powers.
We are working on it, Shendu.
With your customary ineptitude, once again, this Chan has snatched a talisman from your so-called professionals ...
Too bad Chan ain't working for us!
Perhaps he can be persuaded ...
It's not polite to hack into security systems that don't belong to you!
I have translated the inscription on the back of the talisman! A very perplexing riddle...
'If activated, the noble Horse expels all alien forces within'.
I bet those 'alien forces' fly out and latch out onto human brains and turn people into mind-control zombies to conquer the world!
[Jackie and Uncle stare at her]
Uh, alien forces signal the Mother Ship to launch an invasion?
[Jackie and Uncle stare at her]
This... isn't the Martian talisman?
There is no such thing as Martians! The talismans are magic !
[Jackie Chan sees a Talisman in one of the eyes of Mt. Rushmore]
Ah, what big eyes, you have. Don't blink Mr. President. [reaches inand gets the talisman, only to reveal it is the Snake Talisman] The Snake Talisman? We already got that one.
[the counterfit Talisman opens up and injects Jackie with the poison, causing Jackie to drop it below; a weakened Jackie climbs back up only to be greeted by Valmont] Valmont!
[lifts Jackie up] Upsie-daisy! [Jackie assumes a fighting stance, revealing his wound] Ah, snake bite! Could be fatal.
You bring me all the way out here to poison me?
A rather appropriate lure, since the venom, now rushing through your veins, will soon turn you to stone.
[He hands Jackie a round object which he swallows, only to retch in disgust]
No. Fermented beetle larva. Is good protein.
Nothing. Don't look in the mirror.
I told you not to look in the mirror!
I'm a lizard! I will become a stone lizard!
I have a new antidote. This may sting. [sprays Jackie with antidote, which immediately combusts upon leaving the sprayer, blasting Jackie through the wall]
[checks all talismans in the bag] One is missing!
No way! I cleaned out the vault! [gasp] I forgot the horse one at Uncle's! Um, if you give me the antidote, I really for sure promise to get you the other one. Scout's honor?
Tch. Like she's a scout. [Tohru drops the antidote]
No! [vial containing the antidote shatters] Why?!
[sneezes] Because Chan makes me sick!
Don't worry, Jade. Uncle will come through.
...We don't need your stinking antidote!
[after catching the talisman]
The Dark Hand... will... never... have all... twelve! [turns to stone]
A dollar says his hand will snap right off!
My cold is gone! Like magic!
'The noble horse expels all alien forces within'...
The riddle! It doesn't mean aliens within the talisman , it means aliens within the sick person holding the talisman!
The Horse is the healing talisman!
Think it only works on colds?
That ought to keep him. Unless it's the sprout wings and fly talisman.
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