Drake Holloway quotes from IZombie

Drake Holloway

Haven't heard from you. What happened? Sex-starved-librarian brain wear off and you lost interest?

Liv Moore

Oh, no, I've just had a crazy day at work, lots of murders.

Drake Holloway

[Drake pulls out his phone] Yet you, uh, had time to tweet 17 times today. 'Pumpkin spice latte, yay!' 'Stop lights, boo!' 'Wow, Seattle, cloudy much?'

I took a couple of cosmetology classes at the community college. I could give you a little makeover!

Drake Holloway

She's beautiful, Ma!

Yeah, so is the sun, but you can't stare directly at it.

She's got the coloring of a paper towel, but I'm not supposed to say anything.

Drake Holloway

[Drake scoffs] I'm sorry. She tends to say the first thing that pops into her head.

Drake Holloway

Work called. G-Rad got attacked by a drunk bachelorette. Girl nearly took his eye out with a penis straw. They need me to go down there and cover the door.

Liv Moore

How about dinner tomorrow? I make a mean brain ziti.

Drake Holloway

Yeah. Sounds great. Wait. Is that another lie?

Drake Holloway

Right, well, if you forgot anything, just haul me in, cold-cock me, and we can talk.

Cold what you?

Look at you. The brave one.

Drake Holloway

Why don't you put the cattle prod down? We can have a brave-off. [the lab tech hesitates] Yeah, that's what I thought.