Dale Bozzio quotes from IZombie

Dale Bozzio

Hey, Liv. What's up?

Liv Moore

Clive didn't tell you? About my lottery ticket?

Dale Bozzio

First I've heard of it.

Liv Moore

I hit five out of six numbers, and I only missed the sixth by one. I was this close to $40 million.

Dale Bozzio

Five out of six numbers, I think that still wins you 50 grand or something like that.

Liv Moore

Oh shoot! Why did I tear up my ticket? I just was so mad. Live and learn, I guess.

Dale Bozzio

That's very Zen of you.

Liv Moore

[Liv smiles] Well, back to the salt mines.

Clive Babineaux

More brains? Like the brains Mrs. Suzuki gave us? That we tested? And that came back bovine?

Dale Bozzio

Not these. Too big for a cow. Unless this cow's a genius. Cows are large. But their brains are smaller than ours. You ever met a cow? They're dumb.

Clive Babineaux

Breakfast taco truck was out of Migas, so I got you a vegetarian.

Dale Bozzio

Sweet. What'd you get?

Clive Babineaux

Chorizo on bacon.

Clive Babineaux

How did that get there?

Dale Bozzio

For what it's worth, I think you'd make a hell of an FBI agent. Seattle PD doesn't appreciate you. You clear cases like Frank Drebin, but they treat you like Nordberg.

Dale Bozzio

Questioning. You know how this works. You work for the police.

Ravi Chakrabarti

The people I work with usually don't speak much.

Major Lilywhite

You think I killed these people? Why would I? You think I'm some sort of kill-the-rich nut-job?

Dale Bozzio

I don't know. Are you?

Dale Bozzio

Tell us where we can find the bodies. Give the victims some closure.

He can't tell you that. My boy has no idea. And you have 30 hours to either charge him or let him go. Guard! Now if you don't mind, I need to get back to my office and rub ointment on my Shiba Inu's ass, 'cause some breeder sold me a $1000 dog with mange. So, if you're looking for a real criminal to go after... Take my client back to jail.

Clive Babineaux

Maybe a witness will come forward. I hear the tip line has been filling up.

Dale Bozzio

The tip line crazies? Oh, God...

Clive Babineaux

Dale, I... It's hard to explain.

Dale Bozzio

You've got to know you just blew up both of our cases. Your career... You can kiss any hope of getting into the FBI goodbye. Just, why?

Clive Babineaux

New evidence came to light. You know the feeling. He's not the guy. I just... Know it.

Dale Bozzio

[Bozzio tears up] That's the best I'm going to get? You're throwing everything away, your case, your career. Me. Just because? That's all you have? I don't understand. And it looks like I probably never will. [Clive remains silent] Goodbye, Clive.