Gilda quotes from IZombie

I think we've got a major problem.

Vaughn Du Clark

A "Major" major problem or a minor major problem?

Do you know what Mom used to say about you?

Vaughn Du Clark

"You should've gotten that man's name"?

'Vaughn Du Clark, smartest man in the world until you stroke his ego. Then he's like all the rest.'

He's playing you.

Vaughn Du Clark

Please. You can't play a player.

You're too vain to see it. He's blinded you with man-jewelry and the promise of a rock-hard ass.

Vaughn Du Clark

Well, promise delivered.

Vaughn Du Clark

'Max Rager tastes like the ass of a turtle swimming in a dirty river.'

I don't know why he does this to himself.

Vaughn Du Clark

Thank you, Sambulo21, from Swaziland. Boy, I just love this guy's comprehensive knowledge of how turtle ass tastes.

Vaughn Du Clark

Looks like he's had something of a bad day. Yeah, that's Thai for 'pool of his own blood.' Yeah, I don't think he's going to be thumbing through any of those magazine subscriptions.

[Gilda looks at Major] Wonder if he had any adorable rugrats.

Liv Moore

[Gilda on the ground] So, Gilda, or Rita, or whatever the hell your name is. How many pictures of Major did I have around the house? Did you hunt him down on Tinder using a phony name? Or... no. You knew he was a trainer. That's how you found him? Those lingerie shots that you sent him when you knew your texts were already tearing me up. Was that part of the fun?

I...

Liv Moore

You know what? I don't want to hear your side of it. You're a sick bitch and I just want you out now. Because at midnight, I'm going to hunt down anything you left behind and burn it.

Accounting-wise, we've factored in lawsuits. There'll be violent episodes similar to the frequency we experienced with Max Rager.

Vaughn Du Clark

Only now, these manic episodes will be committed by super-strong, super-fast, tireless Super Max drinkers. Yeah, I got news for you. Everybody's going to be drinking Super Max. The take-away is, the only thing that can take down a bad guy having a Super Max freak out is a good guy chugging a Super Max.

Vaughn Du Clark

So, sweet child of mine, who's always telling Daddy not to sleep with the help.

[Rita looks to Major] Really, Major? I didn't figure you for the kiss-and-tell type.

Vaughn Du Clark

The company is selling for more money than I can ever spend over multiple lifetimes. And now, with all these zombie guinea pigs, finding a cure for you will have my full attention.

Wow. You're doing all this for me?

Vaughn Du Clark

Yeah, I am.

Yet you couldn't hold an elevator door open for three seconds.

Did you ever care about me?

Vaughn Du Clark

[Vaughn Du Clark yells at Rita] Do you hear yourself? Do you hear yourself? Making this moment about you! 'Cause I'm the one who stands to lose a billion dollars tonight! Not to mention my reputation! One hundred dead employees, one dead Rob Thomas. I mean, this just looks bad. You think Twitter's gonna be kind?

[Rita whining through the glass] Come on, guys. We're all on the same side here. We all hate my dad. We all want to survive the night. We've all seen Major naked.

Clive Babineaux

I haven't seen...

Liv Moore

Do it, Major. She makes one false move, I'll put a bullet in her brain.

Hey, roomie.

Liv Moore

Well, if it isn't the poster child for poetic justice. Did someone have a lab accident?

I'm gonna guess, based on that dismembered hand in your belt, that you weren't invited down here.