Blaine DeBeers quotes from IZombie

Blaine DeBeers

I hear you're a procol harum fan.

Stacey Boss

I never cared for that psychedelic pseudo-mystical stuff. More of a British invasion guy.

Blaine DeBeers

Let's go back to my place, man. I'll play you anything you want. Beatles. Stones. Kinks.

Stacey Boss

Your playing days are over, I'm afraid. Lucky u. Sometimes, pointing out the irony almost feels cheap.

Stacey Boss

Here we are. Any last words?

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine smiles] I gave you a run for your money, didn't I?

I work for Mr. Boss. I believe you have something for me. [Blaine hands him the cash] Fifteen more payments and you're free and clear.

Blaine DeBeers

I'm not sure I ever want it to end. If it means not having these moments together, you know?

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine sits on a city bus listening to the music] I am hungry like the wolf.

[the passenger beside him] What?

Blaine DeBeers

The music. Hungry Like The Wolf.

I think that's The Reflex.

Blaine DeBeers

So true. So true.

Blaine DeBeers

[walking in hunched over] Brains! Bra... [when Blaine clears his throat] Kidding. Kind of. I do need brains. You got any?

Ravi Chakrabarti

You've reverted to zombie form?

Blaine DeBeers

Well, if I haven't, things have just gotten... kinky.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Our test rat who reverted back to a zombie. She died.

Blaine DeBeers

Too much for a rat suicide?

Ravi Chakrabarti

This is an in-case-of-an-emergency break-glass potential cure. Cured the zombie rat, who remains, for the moment, alive. But we have no idea of its long-term effects.

Blaine DeBeers

Like life itself.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I am only giving this untested version to you because of the potential of your death leaving Seattle zombies unfed.

Blaine DeBeers

So it's not the love that dare not speak its name brewing between us?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Reasonably certain.

Blaine DeBeers

[Blaine startles Major] What's the word? 'Boo?'

Major Lilywhite

This is you? You're a zombie again?

Blaine DeBeers

Yep. Back on the brain gang. Dang.

Major Lilywhite

I got the impression I might have longer.

Blaine DeBeers

Yeah, I don't think Ravi factored in microchondrial metabolism as an effect of interaction... Whoa. I'm so sorry. This nerd brain I ate is so annoying.

Blaine DeBeers

You wouldn't happen to have any clothes I could borrow? Maybe something vaguely redolent of punting on the Thames?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Will that be all?

Blaine DeBeers

You mind calling me an Uber?

Don Everhart

[Don E. walks into Blaine's funeral office seeing Blaine unconscious in his chair] Blaine? What is your go-to bagpipe player's name again? I know it's Something McSomething, but... Blaine? [Don E. starts to shake Blaine's body] Come on. Come on, man. Wake up. Wake up! Wake up!

Blaine DeBeers

Oh! Hey. What's with the manhandling?

Don Everhart

You were unconscious.

Blaine DeBeers

Most people call that sleeping, Scott E, but way to add the drama.

Don Everhart

It's Don E., Blaine. You just called me Scott E.

Blaine DeBeers

Did I? Oh, in my defense, you do look just like him.

Blaine DeBeers

Can I interest you ladies in a cup of decaf java? Organic, fair trade, shade-grown, barely discernible carbon footprint.

Liv Moore

There's going to be a discernible carbon footprint on your ass if you don't cut the crap.

Liv Moore

Does he remember that he's a dick? I can smack him in the head a couple hundred times. See if that shakes something loose

Blaine DeBeers

Do you know me?

Liv Moore

Unfortunately, yeah.

Ravi Chakrabarti

And that about covers it. Oh. You also murdered the fourth man to walk on the moon. One assumes, his brain fetched a tidy sum. And you picked a fight with me once. Don't worry about it, though. I won.

Blaine DeBeers

None of this makes sense, man.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I don't know, I'm scrappy. I've got reach.