Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti quotes from IZombie

Major Lilywhite

I got some hair to dye and some skin to spray-tan. Carpe diem!

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Major taps his heels together to Liv and Ravi before walking out] Can we play hooky and follow him around for the rest of the day?

Ravi Chakrabarti

And that about covers it. Oh. You also murdered the fourth man to walk on the moon. One assumes, his brain fetched a tidy sum. And you picked a fight with me once. Don't worry about it, though. I won.

Blaine DeBeers

None of this makes sense, man.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I don't know, I'm scrappy. I've got reach.

Major Lilywhite

Vaughn can be our talking rat. Look, look, I scratch him, turn him into a zombie. We give him the cure. If he doesn't lose his memory, we know Blaine's lying. And if he does lose his memory, well, maybe the upside is he becomes a harmless shell of himself, like Blaine.

Ravi Chakrabarti

I mean, there are some ethical hurdles I need to get my head around...

Major Lilywhite

He's planning on killing Liv and me as soon as I'm done with that zombie list.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Okay, ethical hurdles cleared. I'll go prepare a syringe.

Major Lilywhite

Look, if I take the second cure, and I survive, but I had no idea who you are, no idea who Liv is, if I don't even know who I am, what's the point? I mean, whose life would I be saving?

Ravi Chakrabarti

You know what we need. A talking rat. Then we'll know if Blaine's telling the truth.

Major Lilywhite

Ravi, you magnificent bastard, that's it!

Ravi Chakrabarti

I hope that whatever's got you exciting doesn't require me to build some rat mind-reading device.

Dale Bozzio

Questioning. You know how this works. You work for the police.

Ravi Chakrabarti

The people I work with usually don't speak much.

Liv Moore

So, these victims aren't even dead? Major didn't kill them?

Peyton Charles

And he did all this to protect Liv?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yeah.

Liv Moore

So Drake is still alive?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Frozen and, as discussed, a zombie, but yes...

Liv Moore

You saved both of our lives.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Maybe we don't report it. And we, uh... We, we smuggle the body out, and dump it in the bay.

Liv Moore

Is that what you do? Dump it in the bay by the cover of darkness?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Wait. No... Right. I'll just turn myself in.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi clears his throat] I... actually... wanted to ask you about, a um... video game thing.

Major Lilywhite

Video game?

Ravi Chakrabarti

I'm playing that zombie game we play? And I'm stuck. Um, and I have to get to the, uh, frozen zone... Where everything's frozen.

Major Lilywhite

What game is this?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Zombie... Town?

Major Lilywhite

[Major looks at the guard over his shoulder] Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Zombie Town.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yeah. I need to find the frozen zombies to beat the level, but I don't know how to get there.

Major Lilywhite

Right. Right. Um, the frozen zone. Okay, what you have to do, is go to the edge of water... world.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Edge of Water World?

Major Lilywhite

Yeah. On 15th. Level. 15th level.

Blaine DeBeers

[about Peyton] Why would Mr. Boss think I'd endanger myself to save her?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Because, as I understand it, you were, uh, involved with her.

Blaine DeBeers

How deeply?

Ravi Chakrabarti

A merciful God spared me the details.

Blaine DeBeers

Hey. What the hell happened? Where's our district attorney friend?

Ravi Chakrabarti

They took Peyton, and pistol whipped me.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Personally, I've been toying with the idea of, uh, becoming a bad boy.

Peyton Charles

Is that right?

Ravi Chakrabarti

Yeah. Start banging my mates' girlfriends, get into strip club fights, tip a few cows.

Peyton Charles

I can't imagine you doing any of that.

Ravi Chakrabarti

Well, you can't imagine good Ravi cow tipping, but bad Ravi? [Ravi scoffs] He'll knock a broad-arse bovine on her side without a second thought.

Blaine DeBeers

If I go out, it's going to be in a blaze of glory, not by friendly fire.

Ravi Chakrabarti

[Ravi talks serious with Blaine] So you know, I'm squad leader on my Call of Duty World League Challenge Division team. I know what I'm doing.

Clive Babineaux

I'm still processing zombies, and now you're giving me secret labs? Are all the zombies being dangled over a shark tank?

Ravi Chakrabarti

It's a good deal to digest.

Ravi Chakrabarti

How are you feeling?

Peyton Charles

Like I let an entire city full of people down. I was contemplating going door to door handing out 'sorry I suck so bad' gift baskets.

Ravi Chakrabarti

So, what? You plan on Weekend At Bernie's-ing a dead Janko through the halls of Max Rager?

Major Lilywhite

Of course not.

Liv Moore

We'll just take his hand.