Do you remember Psycho Pete?
IIngrid
Unfortunately, yes.
Any word on if he's coming tonight or...
IIngrid
Well, I hope not. He's the reason we have extra security. He threatened to burn down the building.
He was probably just joking.
That's his sense of humor.
He has a very dark sense of humor.
You gotta lighten up around Pete.
IIngrid
Was he joking when he cut his family into little pieces and ate them for Christmas dinner?
[pause] That doesn't sound like a joke.
Yeah, that sounds much more serious.
I want to be inside you. I want to do shit to you that is gonna make you realize what a boring, worthless, piece-of-shit your husband really is.
CChristie
Wait a second, I'm confused. Why would you want to have sex with me?
Why the hell wouldn't I wanna have sex with you? I mean, bam, bam, boom.
CChristie
Because you're gay.
CChristie
Dude, you're wearing makeup.
Yeah, I'm wearing a little bit of makeup. Who doesn't...
Yeah, I wanted to seem thin for the occasion. That's not weird.
CChristie
You've also been gossiping with me for the last twenty minutes.
I was speeding through the steps. I have the system that... I was demonstrating value on the dance floor, and then I engaged you physically when I put my hands on your hips. Now I'm nurturing your dependence by letting you talk shit about your boring, worthless, piece-of-shit husband. Then I was gonna take you into an empty broom closet and I was gonna bang the shit out of you. And then I was gonna neglect you emotionally. That's what I do, Christie. And it was working. I was manipulating your feeble little brain into doing what I want. What I want. And then now it's what you want.
CChristie
[getting away] Ew!
"Ew," okay, yeah, well, your husband is a liar, how about that, Christie? Yeah, stay with a liar! And a deceiver! [talking to everyone, or no one in particular] Yeah, Tim does not deserve to be the king of the mountaintop! I am the king of the mountaintop! I reign supreme over everyone in this school. I am the golden god of this place. I reign supreme! I! I!
Oh-ho-ho, you just couldn't stand it, could you? You couldn't stand Dennis Reynolds...reigning on high! King of all the school! Master of everybody! You couldn't stand it, so you had to turn everybody against me.
TMTim Murphy
Dude, listen to yourself. Nobody turned anybody against you. You were never really that cool to begin with.
AAdriano
Seriously, man. You would just come around saying weird shit about being a golden god or some other insane crap. And referring to all of us as your minions.
TTim
You always acted like you were better than everybody else, but then you'd just go and you'd hang out with Ronnie the Rat or Dirtgrub under the bleachers or behind a Dumpster or something. It was...it was really weird.
Okay. Well, if I wasn't the coolest guy in the school, then why did you have to try to tear me down by sleeping with my prom date?
TTim
I didn't sleep with your prom date.
TTim
No, I didn't. [points to Mac] Ronnie the Rat did.
TTim
Ronald McDonald slept with your prom date. Did he tell you I slept with her? I never would've slept with that chick. She was gross.
WWaitress
[drunk] Hey, hey, hey. Great dance, assholes. You know what? Just like you low-life shits, I didn't get invited to the after party either, but whatever. I'm just gonna have sex with somebody to feel better about myself. I'm gonna bang the next person who talks to me. So who's it gonna be?
[Just before Charlie can say anything, in comes...]
SSchmitty
How you doing, fellas? Having fun?
SSchmitty
Did I miss the festivities? What are we doing here? [turns around and sees the Waitress] Hey, how are you.
WWaitress
Do you wanna have sex with me?
'Waitress: Well, there you go.
SSchmitty
See you, guys. [points to Dee in her brace as he walks off with the Waitress] Monster. Where do you wanna go? You got a car?
SSchmitty
We'll use mine, come on.
Let's go back to the bar.
Swooped in and grabbed the most disgusting girl here.
Jesus Christ, Dennis, you're coming in hot!
I am the king of the minions, not Tim Murphy, not that jerkoff Adri--jerkoff! (opens a compartment in his car)
What the hell are you doing, man?
She rejected me! Me, Frank! Me, the coolest guy in the history of this goddamn school! Oh, they're all gonna pay! THEY'RE ALL GONNA PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!
Dude, what's all that stuff you're grabbing?
TOOLS! Tools, this is, uh...duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools!
W--Why do you have a bunch of like weird tools in a hidden compartment in your car?
Ffffetish, fetish shit! I--I--I--I like to bind, I like to be bound! I--uh...that's not important! D--don't ask me questions. I'm not taking questions. The golden god is not taking questions! I AM THE GOLDEN GOD! I--I'm taking action, I gotta go--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second, Dennis. Wait a second. I think we can help you, dude.
Yeah, we can help each other. We both want the same thing...revenge.
You're gonna be our new Psycho Pete, pal...and guess what? The freight train's back in service!
Let's get nuts in that school. Let's get crazy, alright? Come on, let's get some revenge here!
