Guys, why are you dressed like that?
Some scumbag company's trying to take over the business that I founded, and I'm not gonna stand for that.
No, we're not gonna stand for that. Frank's taking me under his wing, he's gonna teach me how to swim with the sharks.
H-He'll adapt to reading?
AB Asian Boy
Oh, hey, you must be Mr. LeFeve?
AB Asian Boy
Surprise. I'm all yours. I was told there'd just be one, but I can take both of you. Might get a little sore, but I'll manage.
Okay, well, I'm out of here.
Okay. Wait. What? Hey, hey, where you going?
LeFeve's into banging little Asian boys, so we're done, right?
If we're gonna do this thing, we need to see things through.
Dennis, are you gonna have sex with a tiny Asian boy?
I'm gonna see how far I can go.
S Shareholder
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. If Brian LeFeve is dead... then who the hell are these people?
Just a couple of people who totally got off, bro.
What? You did? Are you serious? Just... during this?
Big time, yeah. Oh, yeah, I got off a couple times when we were watching the video presentation. Then when he called me out for not being Brian LeFeve? Whoo, that got me big time. Oh, man, did I get off. Yeah, and then he showed the finger. That was the big one.
A dead finger got you off?
That was the climax, really.
Oh, my God, it was amazing. It was mostly sexual.
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